The Hard Part.

by Miss Britt on July 10, 2009 50 Comments »

“Is being a mom hard?” she asked.
“Yes.”
I answered without hesitation.  Fear and a desire to understand better washed over her face almost imperceptibly.  She mentioned something about working and the things we do.
“It’s not taking care of them that’s hard.  I mean, you figure that out pretty quickly, just like with anything else.”
“Right,” I saw [...]

In Which I Educate My Mom On Whoredom And Decide Not To Bitch To The Internet. For Once.

by Miss Britt on July 8, 2009 55 Comments »

“Alright, Mom.  I have to go.”
Our morning conversation was beginning to bleed into my working hours and I could no longer ignore the screams from my inbox.
“OK, baby.  I love you.”
“I love you, too.  Thanks for listening to me be a raging whore all morning.”
“Mmm… I’d say raging bitch.”
“Oh.  Right.”
“Technically I don’t think I can [...]

How Miss Britt Does Dishes. No. Really.

by Miss Britt on January 27, 2009 250 Comments »

If you spend enough time with another person, you’re bound to discover their little quirks and eccentricities.
For example, this weekend I learned that Becky brings her own washcloths on vacation with her – and sometimes leaves them behind when she goes. Becky learned that I am perfectly normal in every way. Which is [...]

Remember when your grandparents forced you to look at their vacation slides for hours? It's like that.

by Miss Britt on January 5, 2009 54 Comments »

I spent several hours yesterday uploading 500 pictures – and I’m still not done.
I then proceeded to spend several more hours painting the front entry and hallway of my house – because that totally makes sense to do right after you come home from vacation and should be getting ready for work.
What that means [...]

Saying Goodbye

by Miss Britt on July 28, 2008 72 Comments »

When he first suggested it back in March, I told him he was out of his mind.
“There’s no fucking way my kids are going to be gone for 6 weeks, Jared. Do you have any idea how long 6 weeks is?”
“But you said they could go visit my parents over the summer…”
“Yeah, I did. [...]

Wherever I Go, There I'll Be

by Miss Britt on June 26, 2008 56 Comments »

Tomorrow is the big day.
BrittCon 2008.
And although I’ve been planning it for over a month now, I still cannot get over how totally and completely ridiculous that name is.
For those of you who may be new here or just have other more important things to remember, BrittCon (cringe) is the result of me freaking the [...]

Now When Will I Find Time To Dust My Mother Of The Year Trophy?

by Miss Britt on June 6, 2008 58 Comments »

I’ve had this post planned since March.
Today was going to be the day I told you about how badly I would miss my children.
Today I was going to describe in loving detail how I wake up with my three year old in bed with me every morning. I was going to tell you about [...]