Alright. Fine. I admit it.
I SUCK AT CONTESTS!
Happy?
Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.
(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)
From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):

Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch – but [...]

One of the “perks” of pretending to be a moderately popular blogger is that you can convince authors and publicists to send you free stuff.
Well, free books anyway. I’m still waiting for someone to send me free shoes.
But books? Books are easy to come by. They’re desperate for any type of “publicity” [...]