I dated a guy in college who was obsessed with movie quotes.
He’d send me random text messages with lines from Jim Carrey movies and wait for me to guess the name of the movie.  He’d giggle if I got them right and strut if I got them wrong, impressed with his superior knowledge of movies [...]

You know that meme where you’re supposed to list [insert random # here] things about yourself that are “random” or “quirky”?
That meme that everyone’s done a million times and every single time you see it you want to stab yourself in the eyeballs and say I READ YOUR BLOG EVERY FUCKING DAY! GOOD LUCK COMING [...]