Let me tell you now that some of you will hate this post. I’m not entirely comfortable with that right now, but I’m going write it anyway because… well, it’s what I do.
I’m using that disclaimer, in part, to avoid starting.
I’m never sure where to begin when I’m unraveling my fears.
The short version of [...]

There are two things you must know for you to full appreciate what I am about to relay to you:
1. I drive a red mustang convertible.
2. I am absolutely certain I look pretty damn hot in that red mustang convertible when I am driving it with the top down.
I left work yesterday at about 1:00 [...]