The Whine

by Miss Britt on February 5, 2009 84 Comments »

My mom says it’s just a phase.
My jaw muscles say it feels like this phase has gone on forever.
My back teeth are being worn into nubs from the constant attempts to not. lose. my shit.

I’m pretty sure I’m the world’s worst mother.
I’m also pretty sure that the most annoying, frustrating, brain bleed inducing [...]

Let’s say this is an intro… would you keep reading?

by Miss Britt on May 1, 2008 45 Comments »

My son had just turned two when I realized that I had already failed him as a mother. I remember very clearly thinking “I can’t believe I’ve already screwed this up. What the hell do I do now?”
The daycare had called. Again. It seemed Devin was biting the other children in [...]