In two days I leave for BlogHer.
I swear, I can actually hear most of you groaning.
Sure, there are a handful of you who read this blog who will also be attending BlogHer.  And maybe you are just as excited and nervous as I am.  I’m certain you are.
But the rest of you, the bulk of [...]

If you come to this blog on a regular basis, you know that I went to TequilaCon in Philadelphia last weekend. And by now, if you have any interest in blogger drunkenness, you’ve no doubt read recap after recap all over the Internet.
I want to tell you about what you won’t see in the [...]

This may come as a surprise, but apparently there is more to Philadelphia than traffic and booze.
In fact, Philadelphia is kind of a big deal in the grand scheme of things where things = American History. At least, that’s what everyone keeps telling me. I decided I had to spend Saturday nursing a [...]

So, as you might have heard, I went to a little blogger get together called TequilaCon on Friday.
Here’s how it went down:
At about 12:45, Avitable and I boarded a plane from Orlando heading to Philadelphia. Of course, we kissed our loved ones good by from our iPhones first.

The bad thing about traveling with Avitable [...]

Dear Fellow TequilaCon 08 Attendees,
It was amazing to meet you. What a fucking crap load of fun you all are. Seriously. I really think we need to make this an event that happens far more frequently than once a year.
XOXO
The Crazy Blonde Chick In Yellow
Dear Sheraton Homies,
I miss you so much it [...]

I think it was about 11:00am yesterday morning when it happened.
Everyone on twitter was talking about how they couldn’t WAIT to get to Philadelphia on FRIDAY. I was busy sitting in my office, stewing about the fact that Avitable and I weren’t getting into town until Saturday afternoon.
I cannot stand the idea of missing [...]

Internets, I need you.
“Oh no, she’s going to ask us to tell her how wonderful and pretty and great she is. Again.”
No. No! It’s not that this time, I promise. (Although, it’s always nice to hear you’re pretty. Ya know?)
By the way, you look pretty today.

“Shit. She’s going to [...]