“Is this for the shower?” Emma asked.
I was going through my morning “get ready” routine while she and Devin waited patiently for me to take them to school.
“Yep,” I replied.
“What’s it do?” she asked.
“It takes your hair off,” I told her. And causes chemical burns like a motherfucker, I thought.
“Ohhhhhhh,” she nodded, impressed with her [...]
She’ll be a woman, soon. A hairy, hairy woman who can reach anything she wants in the whole wide world.
by Miss Britt on August 27, 2009 67 Comments »
On Parenting and Dance Parties in Living Rooms
by Miss Britt on May 13, 2009 35 Comments »
I don’t know if other mothers do this, but I’m constantly thinking about how my children will remember their childhoods.
We’ll be in the middle of our lives, and suddenly I see it all as a snapshot. I look at the people and the surroundings, the faces and the details of what we’re wearing, and I [...]
Why you should teach kids the real names of their body parts
by Miss Britt on January 21, 2009 124 Comments »
I pride myself on being one of those moms.
You know. The enlightened mom.
My kids have seen me naked and no one oohs or ahhs or runs screaming from the room. They know girls have boobs. Meh. No big deal. Boys and girls are different. Meh. Whatever.
We can ask [...]
100 Things: Part 9
by Miss Britt on April 5, 2008 35 Comments »
To those of you who have stumbled upon this blog in the last two days, I feel like I should be honest with you. I just don’t have the heart to continue this relationship under the dark cloud of a lie. The guilt… it’s killing me.
This blog? Normally is not nearly so [...]







