Things That Are Not Cool:
>> Having both of your children sick at the same time.
>> Waking up in the middle of the night to find one of your children throwing up in your bed.  On your sheets.
>> Having to change the sheets in the middle of the night while one of your children sits on [...]

Ladies and gentleman, we have a diagnosis.
If you haven’t been following the seemingly never ending saga of what the fuck is up with Miss Britt’s health, this post will make no sense and be of no interest to you.
But for the rest of you – who have listened to me whine, bitch, moan and cry [...]

He doesn’t usually crawl into bed with me.
That should have been a sign.
“Devin, what are you doing?” I asked as the alarm blared again and I realized my nine year old son was snuggled into his father’s side of the bed.
“I’m tired.  My leg hurts.”
“It’s time to get up, buddy.”
He groaned and pulled [...]

I’m writing this from the holding room in the urgent care. Not the waiting room, mind you. The holding room- where they take your blood pressure and your temperature and promise you that the doctor will be in soon.
And yet you find the time to write a blog post.
(now that I think of [...]

My neck is officially wider than my head.
And lumpy. My neck is lumpy. Because there are two golf balls sticking out of the side of it just behind each ear.
My throat is swelling shut. It’s starting to get difficult to breathe.
My ears itch. The insides of my fucking ears itch.
And do [...]