I have a problem.
A serious, real and actual problem.
I have officially run out of room for shoes.  Again.

And also?

Full. Completely.
And that’s before I got these.

I mentioned to my husband that we needed to come up with a solution for this problem because I literally do not have room to purchase and store one more [...]

I have discovered something worse than shopping for jeans.
No. Wait.
I have discovered something worse than shopping for swimsuits.
Last night, I spent roughly 4 hours cleaning out my closet. Oh, yes. That is worse than getting in miniature spandex in a 4 x 4 room with nothing but you, a mirror and really [...]

Dear Internet,
You know how I said that I love you? All of you?
And you might have taken that to mean that I love you all equally?
I lied.
Or rather, I’ve had a change of heart. Because it’s going to take a hell of a lot for you to compete with this:

I don’t know if you noticed, but I have recently had my big coming out party with The Mommy Bloggers. I wore pink pajama bottoms and we served Cosmos in sippy cups. The moms can really hold their booze. It’s been fun.
ANYway, I’ve noticed that many of the “mommy bloggers” are the [...]

I’ve got nothing.
Let’s just stare at my shoes, shall we?

You can see more random below average pictures from me here.
I know. Your day is now complete.
P.S. I just watched the Clinton Obama debate. I want to marry Obama.
P.P.S. Hillary, seriously, you need to fire your strategist. OMG, you came off as an [...]

Welcome back for another addition of OMG LISTS GIVE ME REASONS TO POST ON SATURDAY!
Or, 100 Things About Me.
We’ve already covered 10 things about my family and 10 of my most memorable moments. Today we cap off a particularly moody week for me with another 10 things in a particularly moody vein.
I don’t like [...]