This digital mom is giving away sex toys. So there.

by Miss Britt on March 10, 2009 46 Comments »

If you’re looking for something for free, scroll to the bottom of this post. Lazy bastards.
I mentioned last week that I decided to launch a review site about the things women buy and the things women want to buy. I have to assume that, if you’re anything like me, you gave at least [...]

How many times should a girl have to say she is not porn?

by Miss Britt on March 6, 2009 36 Comments »

You know, you use the word vagina a few times and suddenly everyone thinks you’re a porn site.
Seriously.
First, it was Panera bread.
If you try to access this site using the free wi-fi provided at any Panera location, you’ll get a message that it is blocked due to inappropriate material. Of course, if you try [...]

He’s Just Not That Into You Soundtrack Giveaway

by Miss Britt on February 24, 2009 90 Comments »

What do you mean you have a giveaway for the soundtrack to the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, Britt?
Didn’t you already post today, Britt?
Ah. Yes. Yes, I did. And I may have mentioned something about deadlines and missing them and dropping balls left and right. *sigh* Insert example of [...]

How To Get Organized If You're A Better Woman Than Me

by Miss Britt on September 14, 2008 23 Comments »

Allow me to share with you how a recent letter from an Internet company left me feeling like a horrible mother:
Hi Britt,
As Moms, we all participate in so many groups and activities that it can be hard to keep everything straight. From volunteering as a classroom Mom to coaching your son or daughter’s sports team, [...]

The Greatest Show On Earth. Seriously.

by Miss Britt on September 7, 2008 28 Comments »

I am a very important, serious blogger.
Because I am a very important, serious type blogger, companies trust me to do very important, serious type reviews for them.
I take this responsibility very… uh.. seriously.  And importantly.  No, wait.  Just seriously.
ANYway, Mom Central – knowing how very important and serious I am – sent me a package [...]

GoPets: Vacation Island – Do You Have To Be A Social Butterfly To Get It?

by Miss Britt on July 13, 2008 20 Comments »

Months ago I happened to see a call out on Twitter visitor the movie download for “anyone who has a DS game system and school age kids”. My keen parental instincts told me this was probably a PR person trying to take advantage of my kids.
I promptly responded “yes! me! is there something [...]

Sunday Sell Out: The Beaches

by Miss Britt on June 29, 2008 13 Comments »

You thought I was joking about Sundays, didn’t you? Ha! No! Not even a little bit!
Ahem. ANYway…
As a member of MomCentral, I get a few emails a week with various products and companies that I have the option to review. I don’t participate in all of them because, quite frankly, what the [...]

Sundays are for Legalized Prostitution

by Miss Britt on June 8, 2008 30 Comments »

I’ve been thinking about Sundays lately.
You see, normally I go to Church on Sundays. Where “normally” equals “if you had asked me 10 months ago what I do on Sundays”. When I moved to Florida, one of the first things I did was seek out a Catholic Church close to my home and [...]

In Which I Become The Envy Of The Blogosphere

by Miss Britt on April 15, 2008 52 Comments »

You all doubted me, didn’t you?
There’s no sense in denying it, I know it’s true. You read my very well thought out proposal to the marketing gurus and you scoffed. You laughed! You called me a whore!
Well, well, well. Whose the whore now my pretties?
I am. HA! That’s right. I [...]

In Which I Call Forth A Mountain Of Swag

by Miss Britt on April 14, 2008 49 Comments »

I don’t know if you noticed, but I have recently had my big coming out party with The Mommy Bloggers. I wore pink pajama bottoms and we served Cosmos in sippy cups. The moms can really hold their booze. It’s been fun.
ANYway, I’ve noticed that many of the “mommy bloggers” are the [...]