If you’ve come here for lighthearted humor, you will be seriously disappointed today.
If you’ve come here expecting logic and reason and something moderately well written… ahem. Well. Today is not your day. I’m sorry.
Because today? Today we are having a big ginormous overpriced pity party. Guest of Honor: Yours Truly.
We’re [...]
Sucking. At Life.
by Miss Britt on April 11, 2008 97 Comments »
every other post in my head is really long
by Miss Britt on November 16, 2007 25 Comments »
Dear Head of Bath and Body Works Email Marketing,
Quit fucking with me.
I do not want your super soft socks.
I do not want your $12 candles.
I do not want your free shipping or new temptations shower gel or antibacterial soap (unless it’s $3 again).
All I want is the return of your semi-annual sale so that I [...]
Get a room, no, i mean, a life
by Miss Britt on June 20, 2007 19 Comments »
Fucking. A.
I just got done paying bills. And I know – a part of life and blah blah blah. And its not the bills or the money or any of that necessarily that annoys me. It is, specifically, where the fuck my money is going right now.
My two biggest expenditures for the month were not [...]
