Why the Internet (or anything else in your adult life) is actually NOT “just like high school”

by Miss Britt on March 18, 2010 32 Comments »

My husband, while not nearly as good at Words With Friends or Bejeweled Blitz as I am, is almost always emotionally wiser than I am.
This morning over coffee and Marlboros, he dropped this little bit of wisdom on me:
“It drives me crazy when I hear people say ‘this is just like high school’.  Um, no, [...]

The Responsibility Pendulum, aka THE SECRET TO LIFE, as explained by Miss Britt.

by Miss Britt on March 10, 2010 70 Comments »

People who have gone through some form of therapy are probably the most annoying people in the world.
I imagine talking to them is like talking to someone who once watched an episode of Grey’s Anatomy.  “Heart surgery?  Oh, dude, I’ve totally seen that done.  I can do this!”  Except instead of trying to bypass your [...]

Is It Too Late For 10 Things I Learned In 2009? (See also: rhetorical questions.)

by Miss Britt on January 4, 2010 58 Comments »

You know why blogs are better than babies?
Because you can ignore them for days and days and weeks and weeks and they are still here.
Don’t try that shit with babies.  Seriously.
I plan to tell you all about our New Year’s Eve party – including the part where Jared showed up without a shirt on and [...]

The Mountain. (Or: By the end of the week I’ll have killed this blog entirely with all this emotional shit. So there’s that.)

by Miss Britt on September 8, 2009 103 Comments »

My therapist described it as going up a mountain.
Right now, it feels more like falling on my ass.
Over
and over
and over again.
Unless you’re rock climbing, you don’t go straight up a mountain.  You go around it.  And it can feel like you’re just going round and round in an ever looping circle.   You can pass by [...]

Alive

by Miss Britt on November 19, 2008 65 Comments »

Sometimes it’s subtle. Other times blatant and bitter. And other times still it’s simply a longing that I am all too familiar with.
It must be nice, they say.
It must be nice to travel.
It must be nice to have weekends with the girls.
It must be nice to live grand adventures and dramatic moments that [...]

And then I'll say I GOT IT ON SALE!!!

by Miss Britt on July 11, 2008 63 Comments »

If you tell me that you like my earrings, I’ll tell you that I got them for $2 at Claire’s. And probably point out that they are fake.
If you compliment me on my outfit, I’ll let you know that I need to do laundry. This is the only thing clean.
If you tell me [...]

And this is where YOU come into the story…

by Miss Britt on May 8, 2008 72 Comments »

If you come to this blog on a regular basis, you know that I went to TequilaCon in Philadelphia last weekend. And by now, if you have any interest in blogger drunkenness, you’ve no doubt read recap after recap all over the Internet.
I want to tell you about what you won’t see in the [...]

100 Things: Part 3

by Miss Britt on February 23, 2008 39 Comments »

Welcome back for another addition of OMG LISTS GIVE ME REASONS TO POST ON SATURDAY!
Or, 100 Things About Me.
We’ve already covered 10 things about my family and 10 of my most memorable moments. Today we cap off a particularly moody week for me with another 10 things in a particularly moody vein.
I don’t like [...]