Things That Are Not Cool:
>> Having both of your children sick at the same time.
>> Waking up in the middle of the night to find one of your children throwing up in your bed.  On your sheets.
>> Having to change the sheets in the middle of the night while one of your children sits on [...]

No? Well. Lucky for you then that BUG-EYED BLOG: Pissers and Shitters.”B.E. Earl linked to his own pee pee story yesterday in the comments.
(Quick aside: My dear, sweet editors at that very wholesome site that I somehow wormed my way into posting on – I humbly apologize for choosing today to link [...]

I pee with the door open.
It doesn’t matter where I am. If I am in mid-conversation and I have to go, I feel like it’s rude to shut the door and stop talking to you.
So I just go, man.
Is that weird?