I’ve started and stopped four separate posts in an effort to produce something here. And still… nothing.
Well, not nothing.
Nothing suggests that I am not living. Or laughing. Or pondering the great questions of the world. To announce I have nothing to write assumes I have nothing to say. And that’s [...]

Wordpress just ate my entire fucking post.
Seriously.
Fuck.
I planned and plotted and edited.  I spell checked and tweaked and laughed at my own jokes.  I hit publish on my comedic masterpiece and BAM.  Wordpress said, “fuck you whore!”
Shit.
I can’t be devastatingly funny TWICE!!!
Well… imagine if you will a WILDLY entertaining post. About boobs. And [...]

I need a post.  My brain was out of blog mode for so long, and yet within one day you all came back like I was never gone.  I owe you a post.
My dilemna is that I’m just not inspired yet.  I mean, the vagina thing has sooo been done.  And there’s only so many [...]

Do you know what I did last night?
Nothing.  Absolutely nothing.  Unless you count watching a Grey’s Anatomy marathon because I have the entire season saved up on TiVo because that is how friggin’ long it’s been since I got to watch TV.
And sleeping on the couch.
And that’s it.
And it. was. GLOOOOOOOOORIOUS.
Of course this morning I [...]