In Which I Educate My Mom On Whoredom And Decide Not To Bitch To The Internet. For Once.

by Miss Britt on July 8, 2009 55 Comments »

“Alright, Mom.  I have to go.”
Our morning conversation was beginning to bleed into my working hours and I could no longer ignore the screams from my inbox.
“OK, baby.  I love you.”
“I love you, too.  Thanks for listening to me be a raging whore all morning.”
“Mmm… I’d say raging bitch.”
“Oh.  Right.”
“Technically I don’t think I can [...]