We pulled into the parking lot for our counseling appointment last week and I noted that our counselor’s car wasn’t there yet.
“Ohhh, shit,” Jared and I realized in unison that we had scheduled the appointment for a half an hour earlier than usual, and that we were late rather than a few minutes early.
We stood [...]
My Marriage Counselor Is Going To Have To Pay That Hooker He Stiffs.
by Miss Britt on November 3, 2009 95 Comments »
Monetizing Pain
by Miss Britt on October 5, 2009 30 Comments »
I spent my weekend at a conference about making money online.
Correction.
I spent half my weekend sitting in a conference about making money online thinking, what the hell am I doing here?, and sending an incessant amount of snarky, bitchy, annoying tweets.
I spent the other half of my weekend holed up in my hotel room with [...]
And next Dell will pat me on the behind and tell me to buy myself something pretty.
by Miss Britt on May 14, 2009 81 Comments »
Thursday’s Child sent this twitter:
“Women Bloggers: Have you seen this yet? I thought you’d find it particularly delicious. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30709961″
Hey, I’m a woman blogger! So I checked out the link.
Apparently, yet another marketing company is trying to figure out how to market to women. The computer company, Dell, has recently launched a new site it’s calling [...]
This digital mom is giving away sex toys. So there.
by Miss Britt on March 10, 2009 46 Comments »
If you’re looking for something for free, scroll to the bottom of this post. Lazy bastards.
I mentioned last week that I decided to launch a review site about the things women buy and the things women want to buy. I have to assume that, if you’re anything like me, you gave at least [...]
The Fear Of Rejection in 1200 words or less
by Miss Britt on February 11, 2009 48 Comments »
Let me tell you now that some of you will hate this post. I’m not entirely comfortable with that right now, but I’m going write it anyway because… well, it’s what I do.
I’m using that disclaimer, in part, to avoid starting.
I’m never sure where to begin when I’m unraveling my fears.
The short version of [...]
Sundays are for Legalized Prostitution
by Miss Britt on June 8, 2008 30 Comments »
I’ve been thinking about Sundays lately.
You see, normally I go to Church on Sundays. Where “normally” equals “if you had asked me 10 months ago what I do on Sundays”. When I moved to Florida, one of the first things I did was seek out a Catholic Church close to my home and [...]
100 Things: Part 5
by Miss Britt on March 8, 2008 39 Comments »
We are finally at the half way mark of this incessantly long “100 Things About Miss Britt” series.
Let’s move quickly through the internal links and onto the meat and potatoes, shall we?
So far we’ve covered my family, my most memorable moments, and things that I hate.
Last week I enthralled you with 10 things that I [...]
What Would I Do For A Million Dollars?
by Miss Britt on December 29, 2006 6 Comments »
It seems that this blog is quickly becoming less about what you all can do for me, and more about me proving my love and devotion to all of you. I’m trying not to get disgruntled. No one likes an old disgruntled hag, after all.
But, I digress, again. Amy has asked a favor of me, [...]







