We’d spent our first session introducing ourselves and covering our individual backgrounds and medical histories while sitting next to each other on a small couch. When we walked into our second marriage counseling session, we found two chairs set up a few feet apart facing one another.
This was, apparently, the proper setting for The Dialogue.
That’s [...]
Marriage Counseling 101: The Dialogue
by Miss Britt on October 28, 2009 83 Comments »
I should have said…
by Miss Britt on October 15, 2009 85 Comments »
“Are you nervous or excited?” I asked.
Jared looked up from his half of the admissions packet we were filling out for our new marriage counselor. He shrugged one shoulder and contorted his lips the way he always does when he doesn’t want to talk about something. If he could have disappeared into the brown paisley [...]
Dinner With The Past. Oh, and old sex dreams (<— sensationalist titles, oh my!)
by Miss Britt on August 20, 2009 33 Comments »
“Hey, Smiley,” he said as he folded his 6 foot plus frame into the front seat of my two door convertible.
Smiley, he said. And I did. And in the same instant I forgot about how I had just spent the 30 minute drive over to his hotel wishing I had cleaned out my car. The [...]
Learning The Dance. Again.
by Miss Britt on July 18, 2009 37 Comments »
We’re supposed to be discovering new surfaces on which to have sex.
That’s what people do when their kids leave town. At least, that’s what everyone keeps telling us.
We’ve spent the first week staring at one another. And fighting a lot. And trying to remember just what in the hell we have in common. And how [...]
In lieu of flowers, I forgive.
by Miss Britt on June 29, 2009 59 Comments »
It is said that somewhere in Iowa, a small town’s football team still takes a knee before each game. The players and coaches join hands and bow their heads, and they defy the laws that tell them that they cannot pray together. It is rumored that they kneel together and recite the Lord’s Prayer.
“Our Father, [...]
Nice Guys Finish Last, Go Team Edward, And This Is A Literary Pile Of Poo. Yay.
by Miss Britt on December 5, 2008 79 Comments »
This not another post about Twilight.
Not exactly.
But if you’re absolutely sick of all the Twilight buzz, I am going to ask you to just bear with me for a moment as I give you a little bit of necessary background information which is relevant to the rest of this discussion.
In a nutshell:
Bella loves Edward.
Edward loves [...]
On Being Forgotten
by Miss Britt on December 4, 2008 69 Comments »
This post is not supposed to exist.
I’m not supposed to remember.
I’m definitely not supposed to care.
Somehow, the fact that I can write these words all these years later feels like a betrayal to my husband as well as my pride. It’s pathetic and… well, pathetic is really the most perfect word. Pathetic. [...]
Man Bashing
by Miss Britt on May 17, 2008 20 Comments »
“By the way, I’m guest hosting a radio show Sunday night.”
“Mmm Hhm. That’s nice.”
“Well, I mean an Internet show. Obviously.”
“OK. Whatever babe.”
“It might be a feature show. It’s about man bashing.”
“Oh nice, Britt. Real nice. Jeez. I mean that just figures. I can’t – ”
“I’m against man [...]







