Inspired by Finn, and Vanity Fair.
Miss Britt and the Proust Questionnaire:
What is your most marked characteristic?
My need to be heard, which is really secondary to my need to be understood.
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Excellence.  In anything.  I used to believe it was ambition, but the desire to do more is [...]

Blog memes are like bell bottoms.
It doesn’t matter how good or bad of an idea they were in the first place, they always come back around eventually.
The most recent one to resurface is the “Things I Would Love To Say” post.  The way it works is that the blogger makes a list of random things [...]

…rarely drive more than 5 miles over the speed limit.
…own multiple hot glue guns. Which I’ve used.
…can sew.
…hate recapping. If you ask me how my day was, I’ll tell you it was “fine”.
,,,would rather have salt than sugar. That includes chocolate.
…never wear nail polish.
…have had 14 brothers and sisters.
…am genetically an “only [...]

You may remember from earlier this year…
Blogging was made for bitching.
Whether it’s about slow drivers, unruly children, or spouses who can’t seem to pick up their own underwear, the blogosphere is constantly atwitter with our gripes. And while we would in no way suggest you stop bitching, once in a while it’s nice to stop [...]

Do you know Ali? You should. She is ridiculously hot and I am >this< close to talking her into having an illicit lesbian affair with me online.
Ali made a list of Things That Are The Tits. But first she explained to her readers what “the tits” meant. I think Ali must [...]

You know that meme where you’re supposed to list [insert random # here] things about yourself that are “random” or “quirky”?
That meme that everyone’s done a million times and every single time you see it you want to stab yourself in the eyeballs and say I READ YOUR BLOG EVERY FUCKING DAY! GOOD LUCK COMING [...]

You know, memes kind of suck. If you’re lucky you might learn something about the blogger – but you’ll probably just end up clicking Mark As Read before you even get to The Rules. They are boring and stupid and not in any way shape or form writing.
Which makes them perfect [...]

Greeneyezz tagged me damn near a week ago. For the record? I hardly ever do memes. There is far too much angst going on in my daily life to have time for memes! I am terribly, terribly important.
Unless, of course, you happen to say something like “MissBritt – Have read your [...]

Adam here.
Britt consumed 10 or 11 Brittinis while doing a few radio shows last night, culminating in an hour and a half long conversation about man bashing over at Turnbaby’s. As a result, she was a bit too drunkified to post and asked me to step in.
Of course, it’s the very last minute, and [...]

Raise your hand if you’re relieved this Ode to Miss Britt series is finally coming to an end?
OK, that’s rude. Put your hands down.
I’ve spent 9 of the last 10 weeks rebuilding my “100 Things” list. I think 85 of the 90 items I’ve shared have amounted to me making fun of myself [...]

To those of you who have stumbled upon this blog in the last two days, I feel like I should be honest with you. I just don’t have the heart to continue this relationship under the dark cloud of a lie. The guilt… it’s killing me.
This blog? Normally is not nearly so [...]

I know you all come here for the depth.
I know. I’m a virtual well of wisdom and emotion.
And that’s why, in my perusal of 100 Fascinating Things About Me, I have gone out of my way to deliver to you tid bits of my soul. My very soul, people.
But today? Today I [...]

When I first came up with the idea to do a 10 part series of 100 Things About Miss Britt, I was overwhelmed by my own brilliance.
100 Things about me! 10 Things a week! That’s 10 weeks of blog fodder guaranteed! Woo hoo!
I pumped my fist mightily in the air and roared [...]

Shit. Shit! I spent the day at the beach with Creed and the kids and…. yawwwwn…. am tired. Shit. Can anyone help me out here?
Oh. Yes.
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So, Britt sent out an e-mail to all us Britt-junkies that said, “Yo! Bitches! I got some peeps invadin’ the crib! Git your acts together, [...]

As I’m sure you know, because you read me every single day no matter what is going on in your life, today is Contest Day!
And, as you also know, because you follow me more closely than your cholesterol, I added another rockstar to The RAP Sheet on Friday. And on Thursday I told you [...]