Blog memes are like bell bottoms.
It doesn’t matter how good or bad of an idea they were in the first place, they always come back around eventually.
The most recent one to resurface is the “Things I Would Love To Say” post.  The way it works is that the blogger makes a list of random things [...]

…rarely drive more than 5 miles over the speed limit.
…own multiple hot glue guns. Which I’ve used.
…can sew.
…hate recapping. If you ask me how my day was, I’ll tell you it was “fine”.
,,,would rather have salt than sugar. That includes chocolate.
…never wear nail polish.
…have had 14 brothers and sisters.
…am genetically an “only [...]

As I was cleaning off my computer and moving massive amounts of crap over to my brand spanking new external hard drive, I realized that I have a ridiculous amount of music stored on my lap top. Specifically, I have an embarrassingly large collection of shit music. (Seriously – does anyone really need [...]

Do you know Ali? You should. She is ridiculously hot and I am >this< close to talking her into having an illicit lesbian affair with me online.
Ali made a list of Things That Are The Tits. But first she explained to her readers what “the tits” meant. I think Ali must [...]

Raise your hand if you’re relieved this Ode to Miss Britt series is finally coming to an end?
OK, that’s rude. Put your hands down.
I’ve spent 9 of the last 10 weeks rebuilding my “100 Things” list. I think 85 of the 90 items I’ve shared have amounted to me making fun of myself [...]

To those of you who have stumbled upon this blog in the last two days, I feel like I should be honest with you. I just don’t have the heart to continue this relationship under the dark cloud of a lie. The guilt… it’s killing me.
This blog? Normally is not nearly so [...]

I know you all come here for the depth.
I know. I’m a virtual well of wisdom and emotion.
And that’s why, in my perusal of 100 Fascinating Things About Me, I have gone out of my way to deliver to you tid bits of my soul. My very soul, people.
But today? Today I [...]

Quick reminder – there’s a chance to win $50 in yesterday’s post.
Moving on. (I told you it was quick.)
My schedule for today is as follows:
4:30 am – Wake up
6:00 am – drop off latest house guest at airport.
6:15 am – go to work
5:00 pm – leave work
5:45 pm – begin cleaning the ever loving shit [...]

Imagine, if you will, that you’re reading an eloquent introductory sentence.
You are then pulled into the next paragraph, where you encounter wit and humor and creativity like you have never known. You find yourself sitting at your computer, completely unaware that you are smiling to yourself. You laugh under your breath as you [...]

Do you remember when I said that all this company was going to be awesome? And that I could totally handle it? And that I would totally not lose my damned mine because I LOVE PEOPLE!!!???
Heh. That was three guests, 5 trips to the airport, 2 trips to the beach and 2 [...]

When I first came up with the idea to do a 10 part series of 100 Things About Miss Britt, I was overwhelmed by my own brilliance.
100 Things about me! 10 Things a week! That’s 10 weeks of blog fodder guaranteed! Woo hoo!
I pumped my fist mightily in the air and roared [...]

We are finally at the half way mark of this incessantly long “100 Things About Miss Britt” series.
Let’s move quickly through the internal links and onto the meat and potatoes, shall we?
So far we’ve covered my family, my most memorable moments, and things that I hate.
Last week I enthralled you with 10 things that I [...]

I’m running out of new and creative ways to say “Welcome to yet another addition of 100 Things About Me!”
And since this is only Part 4 of a 10 Part series, I see much FUBARedness in my future.
Look at that. We’re already three sentences in. Hollah!
Ahem. (Sorry about that. Never happen [...]

Welcome back for another addition of OMG LISTS GIVE ME REASONS TO POST ON SATURDAY!
Or, 100 Things About Me.
We’ve already covered 10 things about my family and 10 of my most memorable moments. Today we cap off a particularly moody week for me with another 10 things in a particularly moody vein.
I don’t like [...]