While talking about your child’s poop has become acceptable and expected practice online, discussing the personal details of your marriage still seems to be considered rather “radical”.
Especially when you’re not anonymous.
From the moment I hit publish on a post like Friday’s, I brace myself for the inevitable “what the hell were you thinking?!?!” from friends [...]

My husband has a thing about butt squeezing. Squeezing my butt in particular. He tried to explain this fascination to me a few nights ago.
Him: I just… it’s squeezable! Ya know?
Me: Yeah, I get it. It’s squishy.
Him: No, no, that’s good – it’s squeeezable!

Me: Like a new roll of toilet paper. [...]