My relationship with my salon and hair stylist is sacred.
You see, I love my hair.
I have naturally blond curly hair, and it is, as far as I’m concerned, my saving grace.  I may be short and 20 lbs overweight and have saggy, pancake boobs – but I have fanfuckingtastic hair.  My hair is to my [...]

“Is this for the shower?” Emma asked.
I was going through my morning “get ready” routine while she and Devin waited patiently for me to take them to school.
“Yep,” I replied.
“What’s it do?” she asked.
“It takes your hair off,” I told her.  And causes chemical burns like a motherfucker, I thought.
“Ohhhhhhh,” she nodded, impressed with her [...]

The best time to make a drastic change to your appearance is right before you go and meet 1400 or so strangers for the first time.
Clearly.
Which is why I thought it was an awesome idea to lure Hilly over to my house Sunday night under the guise of hanging out and then proceed to force [...]

I’ve been thinking about doing it for a while now, but I was scared.
It wasn’t that I was unhappy with how things were. I was content. Fine even. And everyone else assured me that things were great.
But still… I was restless. I couldn’t help but wonder if things could be better.
Maybe [...]

I’m working on becoming a professional photographer.
OK, that’s a lie.
But I HAVE been taking a lot of pictures lately. And I AM considering adding a “photo blog” section to this site.
I’ve got my debut picture all picked out. But professional photo bloggers need captions. And for the life of me, I can’t [...]