I’m sure this will surprise you to know, but I am totally making this up as I go along. Because I’m awesomely organized like that.
I also use words like awesomely.
You will understand the irony of that in about 2 seconds. Maybe. Unless you don’t get irony, in which case, I can’t help [...]

You know how sometimes when a blogger has a birthday, all the other bloggers get together and do tributes and write accolades and blah blah blah bunch a wannabe saints blah blah?
Yeah, well, someone has a birthday today. But THIS isn’t his blog. This is MY blog. It’s supposed to be about [...]