You know why blogs are better than babies?
Because you can ignore them for days and days and weeks and weeks and they are still here.
Don’t try that shit with babies. Seriously.
I plan to tell you all about our New Year’s Eve party – including the part where Jared showed up without a shirt on and [...]
Is It Too Late For 10 Things I Learned In 2009? (See also: rhetorical questions.)
by Miss Britt on January 4, 2010 58 Comments »
Dear Jared
by Miss Britt on February 25, 2009 48 Comments »
You asked me this morning as you were leaving if I was mad at you.
I told you I wasn’t, and I meant it.
I also told you that I was just stressed, that I was carrying a lot on my shoulders right now and it was hard.
You told me to let you take some of it. [...]
Yes, there was an $800 bill
by Miss Britt on January 15, 2009 23 Comments »
I have to be honest with you.
I’m really behind from the quick trip down to Miami and my head is… well… fucked, at the moment. A good friend has finally made the decision to accept hospice care, and it’s difficult not to think or write about everything through the murky film of that news.
It’s [...]
Because No One Is Going To Read It Anyway…
by Miss Britt on November 27, 2008 31 Comments »
I debated whether or not to write a post today. I leaned heavily towards not.
The Internet will be flooded with “things I’m thankful for” posts – most of which will be ignored as the usual readers have turned off the computer in order to attend their own Thanksgiving celebrations. And that is as [...]
Fighting Cancer With Fart Jokes
by Miss Britt on April 7, 2008 32 Comments »
As most of you know by now, one of our own is facing the battle of for her life. Again.
For those of you who don’t, allow me to quickly summarize: Lisa of Clusterfook.com finds herself battling cancer for the third time. She has two daughters and a husband and a life worth fighting [...]
The Unexpected Gift
by Miss Britt on December 21, 2007 23 Comments »
I may have given the internet the impression that I like gifts. Maybe.
I may have made a joke or two about how everything has a price – especially my loyalty and affection. Perhaps.
I may have alluded a time or two to the fact that if you really like me you can shove your [...]







