I’ve been a little anxious about this upcoming weekend. You see, here in central Florida it’s time for Avitaween – Avitable‘s ginormous Halloween party where about 100 people, including about 30 bloggers who I happen to adore, gather in costumes for a night of fun and ridiculous behavior. See? A completely rational reason to be [...]
I tried to start a cult but then I got bored and had to find underwear.
by Miss Britt on August 21, 2009 46 Comments »
The time has come for me to start my own cult. I don’t know how it happened. I certainly wasn’t looking for it. But I woke up this morning to find that I had 2,000 followers looking to me to lead them. I mean, clearly that has to be it. I don’t even know 2,000 [...]
Why I asked her to be my adventure partner
by Miss Britt on January 22, 2009 49 Comments »
Because she’s crying here. And I don’t think she was even aware of it. She just feels without thinking or questioning or trying to pretend. Because she chased down Elmo at the Gay Pride parade and gave him a dollar to have her picture taken with him. And she pinched his ass as he walked [...]
Yes, there was an $800 bill
by Miss Britt on January 15, 2009 23 Comments »
I have to be honest with you. I’m really behind from the quick trip down to Miami and my head is… well… fucked, at the moment. A good friend has finally made the decision to accept hospice care, and it’s difficult not to think or write about everything through the murky film of that news. [...]






