Alright. Fine. I admit it. I SUCK AT CONTESTS! Happy? Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff. (OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?) From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!): Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch – [...]

I don’t hate you. Honestly. I know, it seems like I’ve forgotten all about you lately. Sure, I have been here – but I think we both know I haven’t really been here. Not like I should be. Not in the way that you deserve. I haven’t responded to comments. I haven’t read your blog. [...]