No? Well. Lucky for you then that BUG-EYED BLOG: Pissers and Shitters.”B.E. Earl linked to his own pee pee story yesterday in the comments.
(Quick aside: My dear, sweet editors at that very wholesome site that I somehow wormed my way into posting on – I humbly apologize for choosing today to link [...]

When you concoct a plan to take naked pictures of yourself for the Internet, something is bound to go wrong.
Especially if you’re me.
(Hello woman who took months to learn how to make guacamole properly.)
Fortunately, I am hopelessly naive optimistic and it never occurred to me that this whole undertaking might be awkward. At [...]