We Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Drama To Do Something Good

by Miss Britt on October 2, 2009 7 Comments »

Kevin of Always Home and Uncool has asked me to post this as part of his effort to raise awareness in the blogosphere of juvenile myositis, a rare autoimmune disease his daughter was diagnosed with on this day seven years ago. The day also happens to be his wife’s birthday.
Take it away, Kevin…
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Our [...]

She’ll be a woman, soon. A hairy, hairy woman who can reach anything she wants in the whole wide world.

by Miss Britt on August 27, 2009 67 Comments »

“Is this for the shower?” Emma asked.
I was going through my morning “get ready” routine while she and Devin waited patiently for me to take them to school.
“Yep,” I replied.
“What’s it do?” she asked.
“It takes your hair off,” I told her.  And causes chemical burns like a motherfucker, I thought.
“Ohhhhhhh,” she nodded, impressed with her [...]

A Photo Essay. For Emma.

by Miss Britt on March 3, 2009 39 Comments »

Emma,
Some day I will write down your very own Story of The Day You Were Born and you will carry on a tradition started by my own mom. Some day you will sit long enough to listen to me talk about the greatest day of my life (and you will likely use that against [...]

The thong butt story I keep forgetting to tell you

by Miss Britt on February 12, 2009 58 Comments »

There are two things you need to know to understand what I’m about to tell you:
1) Once in a while, I wear a thong. As in that underwear that is mostly loin cloth in the front and string up your butt in the back.
2) I haven’t been alone in a bedroom or bathroom since [...]

Why you should teach kids the real names of their body parts

by Miss Britt on January 21, 2009 124 Comments »

I pride myself on being one of those moms.
You know. The enlightened mom.
My kids have seen me naked and no one oohs or ahhs or runs screaming from the room. They know girls have boobs. Meh. No big deal. Boys and girls are different. Meh. Whatever.
We can ask [...]

When Can I Start Teaching My Daughter About Feminism?

by Miss Britt on August 20, 2008 44 Comments »

We were standing in a gas station in Tennessee the first time I heard her say it.
She was holding a bottle of Bug Juice in her tiny hands, carefully carrying it up to the counter all by herself. Her brother had a similar bottle, but his was filled with blue juice. Emma’s was [...]