We’d spent our first session introducing ourselves and covering our individual backgrounds and medical histories while sitting next to each other on a small couch. When we walked into our second marriage counseling session, we found two chairs set up a few feet apart facing one another.
This was, apparently, the proper setting for The Dialogue.
That’s [...]
Marriage Counseling 101: The Dialogue
by Miss Britt on October 28, 2009 83 Comments »
The Happy Freak
by Miss Britt on September 1, 2009 65 Comments »
I believe in happiness.
Not just serenity.
Not just peace.
Not just every day contentedness.
Happiness.
As much of it as you can possibly get your hands on.
It seems, at times, that most people hope for happy and hang on to content. My belief in happiness seems to separate me from a good chunk of the rest of the world.
Friends, [...]
You’ll pretty much just scratch your head and say “WTF? Did she buy a sailboat?” and I’ll say “no, but yes, exactly.”
by Miss Britt on August 25, 2009 33 Comments »
I’m struggling with reality.
Not in the sense that I’m hallucinating or thinking I’m Marie Antoinette or that my cat is telling me to build it so that they will come. I’m not hearing voices, however much I’ll admit to listening very intently for them on occasion.
No, I’m not crazy. Although, wouldn’t that be cooler and [...]
I tried to start a cult but then I got bored and had to find underwear.
by Miss Britt on August 21, 2009 46 Comments »
The time has come for me to start my own cult.
I don’t know how it happened. I certainly wasn’t looking for it. But I woke up this morning to find that I had 2,000 followers looking to me to lead them.
I mean, clearly that has to be it.
I don’t even know 2,000 people – but [...]
I’m doing the happy syndrome dance. But not with popcorn.
by Miss Britt on July 1, 2009 153 Comments »
Ladies and gentleman, we have a diagnosis.
If you haven’t been following the seemingly never ending saga of what the fuck is up with Miss Britt’s health, this post will make no sense and be of no interest to you.
But for the rest of you – who have listened to me whine, bitch, moan and cry [...]
A Shmairy Tale
by Miss Britt on June 22, 2009 87 Comments »
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a girl named Shmritt.
Shmritt was best friends with a boy named Shmadam, and they did everything together. Shmritt and Shmadam had other friends – lots of friends, really – but they always knew that they were each other’s best friends. And that was [...]
So I went to see the endocrinologist today…
by Miss Britt on May 15, 2009 58 Comments »
I had my appointment with the endocrinologist today.
I got a call a few days ago that there was an earlier appointment open and, thanks be to Avitable, I was able to take the morning off work and take advantage of the Friday morning time slot.
I felt at ease the moment I walked into the office. [...]
So maybe I'm not just tired.
by Miss Britt on April 22, 2009 66 Comments »
I’ve whined a lot about being tired on this blog.
I hestitate to do it because everyone is too damn tired and there’s nothing more stressful about my life than yours. But somedays, the tired outweighs the creativity and so that’s what I do. Be tired.
And then I get nervous that maybe I’m too tired. Maybe [...]
Is This What U2 Meant By “Stuck In A Moment”?
by Miss Britt on June 10, 2008 68 Comments »
As most of you know, I am currently being medicated for Depression. For those of you who don’t, you can read all about my steamy hot love affair with Depression here.
For the most part, I can tell you that the medication is working. I can tell because I no longer find myself with [...]







