As you know, I am something of a domestic goddess. I expect Martha Stewart herself to show up any day now… to permanently revoke my Woman Card.
Part of my role as Domestic Goddess is to come up with new and exciting things my family can eat. I have found that the best way [...]

There is a nasty rumor going around that I don’t know how to make Guacamole.
And, OK, so my last attempt didn’t end… um… well. I’ll give you that.
But! Since then! I have been redeemed!
No, really. I totally know how to make Guacamole now.
(you, stop snickering, I will show you…)
Allow me to [...]

Sunday was The Day. The Day I was headed out for my first meetup.
I’ll admit, I was nervous. And although I had received a few emails and comments from a couple of women involving the words “beer and wine” and “bitches that rock” and “fuck shit damn hell” – I kind of half [...]

Step 1: Buy two avocados – despite the fact that someone has them falling into his house for free on a daily basis.

Step 2: Peel and Chop Avocado

Step 3: Realize that you are not going to smash this by hand, no matter what the recipe says

Wonder why food processor/blender is not processing, nor blending…

Heh.
Smash avocado [...]