If you’re a parent or you’re new here and came for the giveaway, go ahead and scroll down. My regular readers and I need a moment…
I really dragged my feet on doing this. It’s been less than a week since I unveiled the new shopping blog for women and explained all of the [...]

What do you mean you have a giveaway for the soundtrack to the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, Britt?
Didn’t you already post today, Britt?
Ah. Yes. Yes, I did. And I may have mentioned something about deadlines and missing them and dropping balls left and right. *sigh* Insert example of [...]

The twilight contest is officially over. The winner has been chosen and will be announced below the fold of this post.
There were over 300 comments on that post, and I know at least one person was seriously annoyed at the idea that giving away a book you can buy on Amazon for $18 generated [...]

The internet is buzzing with giveaways right now.
Everyone who is anyone wants to give you something – or rather, they want to offer to give you something, hoping that you’ll think about getting it for free so much that when you don’t win, you’ll think to yourself “fine! Screw you! I’ll buy it myself [...]

Thank you to everyone who entered the Quit Smoking Giveaway last week.
The suggestions and support have helped more than you know.
I’ve been chewing gum (which I knew about before) and taking celery breaks at work (which I heard about from YOU GUYS!). I have not been drinking near enough water, but I am also [...]

On Monday, Avitable had to… er… step in for me. It seems I was slightly unavailable for posting.
Adam determined the best way to distract you from my untimely drunkenness was with a contest. Now I owe one of you bastards a prize. (Thanks Adam!)
But who? Who will be the lucky bastard?
First [...]

Alright. Fine. I admit it.
I SUCK AT CONTESTS!
Happy?
Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.
(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)
From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):

Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch – but [...]

I know what you’re thinking. I do.
“Britt – you have TWO freaking contests open already that you haven’t announced winners for.”
I know.
(To those of you who were NOT thinking that because you were instead thinking “OMG I hate blog contests. Boooorrrrrinng!” Well pin a rose on your nose! Or something.)
This one [...]

My dear, sweet, wonderful, brilliant readers…
Have I told you how pretty you look today? And that your ass looks amazing in those pants? No? Well you do. And it does.
Oh, and, by the way, I have a favor to ask of you.
AND IT REQUIRES NO MONEY! [...]

We have a winner from last week’s contest!
(I know, you’ve been all atwitter just waiting for this news.)

Congratulations Just Me! Email me to claim your fabulous prize – a Flickr Pro Account!
Think you can do better?
(Of course you do. You’re a blogger. It’s in our genetic makeup or something.)
Take a peek at [...]

I blame the fact that this video is mind numbing on you.
You asked the questions, we just gave the answers.

Oh yeah, and we have a winner too.

The Eagle has landed.
Or rather, the first Eagle in a series of many. The first guest of the month, my baby brother, arrived in Florida late last night and will be staying with us until Friday (at which point I will cry and cry and probably collapse into a depressed heap (oh wait! No! [...]

As I’m sure you know, because you read me every single day no matter what is going on in your life, today is Contest Day!
And, as you also know, because you follow me more closely than your cholesterol, I added another rockstar to The RAP Sheet on Friday. And on Thursday I told you [...]

Spoiler alert: hints for this weekend’s contests are at the bottom of this entry!
Holy. Shit. You people really came through for me on last Sunday’s contest. I now have well over 30 movies in my queue (that’s British for “holding pattern” or “line”) over at Netflix. Which means I am probably [...]

I don’t know if you know this about me, but I am awesome.
In fact, I am so awesome that I recently won a movie trivia game on the BlogTalk Radio Show, “Turnbaby Talks“. And as reward for my awesome display of awesomenicity, Turnbaby sent me a gift certificate for Netflix!
I’ve never had Netflix before. [...]