If you’ve come here for lighthearted humor, you will be seriously disappointed today.
If you’ve come here expecting logic and reason and something moderately well written… ahem. Well. Today is not your day. I’m sorry.
Because today? Today we are having a big ginormous overpriced pity party. Guest of Honor: Yours Truly.
We’re [...]

Fucking. A.
I just got done paying bills.  And I know – a part of life and blah blah blah.  And its not the bills or the money or any of that necessarily that annoys me.  It is, specifically, where the fuck my money is going right now.
My two biggest expenditures for the month were not [...]

Let’s just get to it.
To the dry cleaners who have me sitting at work at 4:30 with absolutely nothing to do but go home – waiting for something to be delivered that I dropped off two fucking days ago… the same dry cleaners who called me 15 minutes ago to inform me that “by the [...]