If you’re a parent or you’re new here and came for the giveaway, go ahead and scroll down. My regular readers and I need a moment…
I really dragged my feet on doing this. It’s been less than a week since I unveiled the new shopping blog for women and explained all of the [...]

I resisted at first.
“I’m just not into that goth crap,” I insisted months ago when people suggested I read a novel about vampires.
“I’m damn near 30, thank you very much,” I scoffed when I heard grown women were swooning over books written for teenage girls.
“Thanks, but no thanks,” I told Avitable when he offered to [...]

Alright. Fine. I admit it.
I SUCK AT CONTESTS!
Happy?
Now, let’s get on to giving away some free stuff.
(OH. Yeah. I’m not too shabby now, am I?)
From the last caption contest (yes, I know! Weeks ago. Stop judging me!!!):

Congratulations Sarcasticmom. There were a lot of funny ones in the bunch – but [...]