The twilight contest is officially over. The winner has been chosen and will be announced below the fold of this post.
There were over 300 comments on that post, and I know at least one person was seriously annoyed at the idea that giving away a book you can buy on Amazon for $18 generated [...]

By the time you are done with this post, you will want to shower me with gifts to show your appreciation for the awesomeness that I am about to bestow on you. Seriously. And I happily encourage you to go with your gut on this.
Most of you are reading this post in a [...]