“Alright, Mom.  I have to go.”
Our morning conversation was beginning to bleed into my working hours and I could no longer ignore the screams from my inbox.
“OK, baby.  I love you.”
“I love you, too.  Thanks for listening to me be a raging whore all morning.”
“Mmm… I’d say raging bitch.”
“Oh.  Right.”
“Technically I don’t think I can [...]

Let’s start this post off by saying – yes, this might very well be about you.
And if it is? So what.
Seriously. This is not a condemnation of you as a person or even of your blog. It is not a declaration of my superiority over you and your annoying ways. It [...]

I wrote this post on Friday. So maybe I got it all wrong.
Maybe today I am overwhelmed with joy at having my kids back.
But… well… I doubt it’s as simple as that.
I’m guessing I am in total hell right now.
I’m guessing that because I got home from Nashville at about later than shit last [...]

Before I get into the nastiness that is This Post, I should remind you that if you didn’t get a chance to listen into the radio show last night – you can download it here.
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I am normally a pretty happy person.
I laugh loudly and frequently. I generally abide by the Live and Let Live [...]

I’ve had this post planned since March.
Today was going to be the day I told you about how badly I would miss my children.
Today I was going to describe in loving detail how I wake up with my three year old in bed with me every morning. I was going to tell you about [...]

If you’ve come here for lighthearted humor, you will be seriously disappointed today.
If you’ve come here expecting logic and reason and something moderately well written… ahem. Well. Today is not your day. I’m sorry.
Because today? Today we are having a big ginormous overpriced pity party. Guest of Honor: Yours Truly.
We’re [...]