An Open Letter* To @Avitable On His Birthday

by Miss Britt on January 26, 2010 42 Comments »

Dear Adam,
According to Flickr, this picture was taken on April 17, 2007.  It’s the very first picture we took of the two of us the weekend I flew down to Florida to see if I really could convince some strange guy from the Internet to give me a job so that I could move out [...]

What I Saw On My Birthday – A Video

by Miss Britt on January 20, 2010 47 Comments »

So, there are tons and tons of pictures and stories to tell from my 30th birthday party.
But, well, um, I’m still kind of too busy to put all those together for you.  So instead, I’m going to be really lazy and show you the video that was played during my birthday party.

Miss Britt’s 30th Birthday [...]

For My Very Best Friend

by Miss Britt on December 17, 2009 32 Comments »

I never remember to call her on her birthday.
Ever.
We’ve been friends for 17 years, and I always call the day before or the day after, but never on the actual day.  I’m pretty good at remembering dates, I’m just rarely aware of what the date is today.
I think we’ve been friends for as long as [...]

Ten.

by Miss Britt on December 14, 2009 46 Comments »

As of about two o’clock this morning, I am officially the mother of a ten year old.
Ten.
One Zero.
It now takes two whole digits to accurately describe him.  Or rather, his age.  It obviously takes more than mere numerals to describe the rest of him.
As we drove to Walt Disney World yesterday to celebrate his birthday [...]

I have no idea why she’s friends with me.

by Miss Britt on November 4, 2009 34 Comments »

We met for the first time in the hallway of a Philadelphia hotel room.  I had just convinced all of her friends to ditch her at the airport and make her get a cab to the hotel.  I was sure she’d  understand why we’d rather do tequila shots than greet her personally.
It’s a miracle she [...]

We Break From Our Regularly Scheduled Drama To Do Something Good

by Miss Britt on October 2, 2009 7 Comments »

Kevin of Always Home and Uncool has asked me to post this as part of his effort to raise awareness in the blogosphere of juvenile myositis, a rare autoimmune disease his daughter was diagnosed with on this day seven years ago. The day also happens to be his wife’s birthday.
Take it away, Kevin…
*
Our [...]

Happy Birthday, Jared

by Miss Britt on July 3, 2009 28 Comments »

OK, so today isn’t technically your birthday.  But I won’t be posting on the 4th of July – so this will have to do.
I love you.
And I don’t know what I did to deserve you loving me, but I’m grateful for it.
Happy Birthday, baby.

A Photo Essay. For Emma.

by Miss Britt on March 3, 2009 39 Comments »

Emma,
Some day I will write down your very own Story of The Day You Were Born and you will carry on a tradition started by my own mom. Some day you will sit long enough to listen to me talk about the greatest day of my life (and you will likely use that against [...]

And once again, The Internet will be playing the role of Family

by Miss Britt on March 2, 2009 58 Comments »

“Are all of your friends bloggers?” Susan was looking around my house at the birthday party guests that had arrived. It was hard to miss the fact that nearly all of the adults were faces she recognized from twitter or some other Internet portal.
“Well, a lot of them are,” I explained.
“Man, none of my [...]

Planning a Child's Birthday Party – Assvice Wanted

by Miss Britt on February 26, 2009 65 Comments »

free boat trip
Hello, Internet.
You know how, sometimes, you come out of the woodwork with your words of wisdom and your well meaning suggestions for how I should fix this and handle that and basically live my life so much better than I am doing it now?
And you know how, sometimes, I like to dub [...]

So you only have to say ‘I’m so glad you had fun’ once.

by Miss Britt on December 16, 2008 22 Comments »

This year was a 180 degree difference from last year.
It was a full weekend instead of one night.
It was three theme parks instead of one.
It was happiness and laughter and relaxation and pure, unadulterated joy – instead of… well… something else entirely.
It was magic. Corny, cheesy, commercialized to perfection magic.

I cannot say thanks enough [...]

Because Some Things Are More Important Than Voting

by Miss Britt on November 4, 2008 30 Comments »

Happy Birthday, you hot piece o’ ass.
(OK, but seriously. Vote. Don’t know where? Find out here.)

The Other Brother

by Miss Britt on March 19, 2008 35 Comments »

I have three brothers. I share a mother with two of them and a father with the other.
To be fair, I share much more than a mother with Jay and Creed. We were raised together. We share a childhood, a family history, and memories that go far beyond genetics and blood relations.
And yet, [...]

For Emma

by Miss Britt on March 3, 2008 44 Comments »

Happy Birthday, Baby!
Untitled from MissBritt on Vimeo.
And thank you, for always making me smile.