The Worst Day

by Miss Britt on September 30, 2009 102 Comments »

I thought I had survived The Apocalypse.
I thought I had lived through the worst.
I was wrong.
Yesterday, in the early afternoon hours, I received an email that would forever change the course of my life.  It would, I think, change the very fabric of me.  Permanently.
I was standing up when I read it.  The words instantly [...]

In Which I Educate My Mom On Whoredom And Decide Not To Bitch To The Internet. For Once.

by Miss Britt on July 8, 2009 55 Comments »

“Alright, Mom.  I have to go.”
Our morning conversation was beginning to bleed into my working hours and I could no longer ignore the screams from my inbox.
“OK, baby.  I love you.”
“I love you, too.  Thanks for listening to me be a raging whore all morning.”
“Mmm… I’d say raging bitch.”
“Oh.  Right.”
“Technically I don’t think I can [...]

In lieu of flowers, I forgive.

by Miss Britt on June 29, 2009 59 Comments »

It is said that somewhere in Iowa, a small town’s football team still takes a knee before each game.  The players and coaches join hands and bow their heads, and they defy the laws that tell them that they cannot pray together.  It is rumored that they kneel together and recite the Lord’s Prayer.
“Our Father, [...]

Venom

by Miss Britt on July 17, 2008 60 Comments »

Before I get into the nastiness that is This Post, I should remind you that if you didn’t get a chance to listen into the radio show last night – you can download it here.
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I am normally a pretty happy person.
I laugh loudly and frequently. I generally abide by the Live and Let Live [...]