What do you mean you have a giveaway for the soundtrack to the movie He’s Just Not That Into You, Britt?
Didn’t you already post today, Britt?
Ah. Yes. Yes, I did. And I may have mentioned something about deadlines and missing them and dropping balls left and right. *sigh* Insert example of [...]

I know what you’re thinking. I do.
“Britt – you have TWO freaking contests open already that you haven’t announced winners for.”
I know.
(To those of you who were NOT thinking that because you were instead thinking “OMG I hate blog contests. Boooorrrrrinng!” Well pin a rose on your nose! Or something.)
This one [...]

Internets, I need you.
“Oh no, she’s going to ask us to tell her how wonderful and pretty and great she is. Again.”
No. No! It’s not that this time, I promise. (Although, it’s always nice to hear you’re pretty. Ya know?)
By the way, you look pretty today.

“Shit. She’s going to [...]

As I’m sure you know, because you read me every single day no matter what is going on in your life, today is Contest Day!
And, as you also know, because you follow me more closely than your cholesterol, I added another rockstar to The RAP Sheet on Friday. And on Thursday I told you [...]