“Hey, Smiley,” he said as he folded his 6 foot plus frame into the front seat of my two door convertible.
Smiley, he said. And I did. And in the same instant I forgot about how I had just spent the 30 minute drive over to his hotel wishing I had cleaned out my car. The [...]
Dinner With The Past. Oh, and old sex dreams (<— sensationalist titles, oh my!)
by Miss Britt on August 20, 2009 33 Comments »
My pilates instructor has a bigger ass than me.
by Miss Britt on May 21, 2009 84 Comments »
I think it should be a rule that your exercise instructor should look better than you.
I mean, I don’t care if she doesn’t have great hair or a pretty face – I’m not completely shallow. But it seems to me that anyone charged with helping me get in shape should be in better [...]
You're Laughing With Me
by Miss Britt on March 4, 2008 88 Comments »
How does a pair of Dora the Explorer roller skates prompt me to start shopping around for a cheerleading outfit?
Oh, dear reader, let me tell you how.
My daughter got a pair of roller skates for her birthday this past weekend. Once gifts were open and cake was devoured, she insisted on trying out the [...]
A Letter To My Body
by Miss Britt on February 22, 2008 83 Comments »
I first heard about the BlogHer “Letter To My Body” Initiative over at Joy Unexpected. I’m following suit because I think it’s a brilliant cause, and one more women should embrace. It’s something my mother would be proud of.
Dear Body,
You have had to live with a lot of expectations. From me, from [...]
Dignity is Relative
by Miss Britt on October 31, 2007 28 Comments »
I am not easily embarrassed.
Or rather, I get embarrassed, but usually by things like failure and being disliked. Not by doing something silly.
Funny, to me, is not embarrassing. Funny and having fun are meant to be shared – which is why I willingly provide you with this link to my Karaoke Skillz, and [...]







