In an effort to give new readers here an accurate sampling of What To Expect If You’re Going To Continue To Read This Blog, I asked some of my long time readers for their input. I then took their recommendations and decided completely on my own which ones were total and absolute crap and which ones were, in fact, not too shabby.
The result is a list of posts that I encourage you to peruse fervently so that my ad revenue will reach a point where I no longer have to pimp my children for rent money.
Not really.
I’m just very, very bad at preambles and introductions.
Sometimes I’m funny with words:
* V is for Vagina: An Owner’s Manual
*Why You Should Probably Not Invite Me To Your Passion Party
*I am a tool. Seriously. (The driving incident.)
Sometimes I’m funny with pictures:
*How Miss Britt Makes Guacamole: A Photo Essay
*Miss Britt Makes Guac. Again.
*How Miss Britt Makes A Metrosexual
And once in a while, I’m funny on video:
Some things are hard to write:
*But We Won’t Call It Rape
*So Empty, It’s Broken
*The Watchers
And some things just… are:
*A Glass House With A View
*At least they didn’t call him a fag
*A Letter To My Body
*Matthews Mom Is Dead
*My Wii Story
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