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How Miss Britt Makes Guacamole: A Photo Essay

Step 1: Buy two avocados – despite the fact that someone has them falling into his house for free on a daily basis. Step 2: Peel and Chop Avocado Step 3: Realize that you are not going to smash this … Continue reading

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Good thing I’m slightly less of a snot now!

My very first car, given to me by my parents when I turned 16, was green. I refused to drive it. It was big and old and an absolute affront to my teenage sensibilities.  I rode in the vehicle exactly … Continue reading

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It’s A Housewarming Party! And you’re invited. Yes, you.

As everyone in the entire world knows by now, Hilly has moved to Florida. In fact, she’s moved in about 5 blocks away from me.  That pretty much makes me her neighbor.  As her neighbor and her friend, I’d like … Continue reading

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How Miss Britt Redecorates Her House And Makes A Dramatic Impact – A Photo Essay

When you’ve been away from your house for oh, let’s say, about 10 days, one of the first things you’ll notice when you get home is that it’s been damn near a year since you’ve made any progress on decorating … Continue reading

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Fill The Big Gaping Void (that is NOT my vagina)

If I died today, I fear the words “fat vagina” would be inscribed on my tombstone. Either that or “lost tampon”. Possibly “bitchy wife”, but something having to do with the crotch seems most likely to win out. At least … Continue reading

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Is Groveling Considered Heroic?

My dear, sweet, wonderful, brilliant readers… Have I told you how pretty you look today? And that your ass looks amazing in those pants? No? Well you do. And it does. Oh, and, by the way, I have a favor … Continue reading

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100 Things: Part 9

To those of you who have stumbled upon this blog in the last two days, I feel like I should be honest with you. I just don’t have the heart to continue this relationship under the dark cloud of a … Continue reading

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I need a Popster today

Quick reminder – there’s a chance to win $50 in yesterday’s post. Moving on. (I told you it was quick.) My schedule for today is as follows: 4:30 am – Wake up 6:00 am – drop off latest house guest … Continue reading

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My Glamorous Night As A Centerfold

When you concoct a plan to take naked pictures of yourself for the Internet, something is bound to go wrong. Especially if you’re me. (Hello woman who took months to learn how to make guacamole properly.) Fortunately, I am hopelessly … Continue reading

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Miss Britt’s Valiant Triumph Of Guac!

There is a nasty rumor going around that I don’t know how to make Guacamole. And, OK, so my last attempt didn’t end… um… well. I’ll give you that. But! Since then! I have been redeemed! No, really. I totally … Continue reading

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