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Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

Hey everybody! Britt was too (tired/lazy/naked/multi-colored) to post today, so she asked me to fill in. I’ve decided that this is the perfect time to write Britt a little letter:
Dear Britt,
Today is one week and one day since you quit smoking. And I’ve stood idly by and kept quiet. I’ve thought [...]

55 Comments » - Posted in guest bloggers by avitable

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Coming back

Adam here.
Britt’s leaving this morning with Jared and the kids to drive straight back to Florida. When she gets back, she’ll still be coordinating ways to contribute, but she’ll be able to collect her thoughts a bit more and figure out the best avenue, so thanks for being patient with that. There’s no [...]

25 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by avitable

Friday, May 30th, 2008

On the plus side, at least she’s not pregnant!

I asked Britt if she wanted me to post something for her today. Thursday was a long day, filled with more frustration and difficulty gaining any ground and she was exhausted.
Here was our exchange:
Adam: Do you want me to post something for you for Friday?
Britt: Only this-
I got my fucking period.
Only I [...]

28 Comments » - Posted in my husband wishes I was a private person by avitable

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Parkersburg Tornado Disaster Update

Adam here again.
I haven’t talked to Britt tonight, but I spoke to her a few times during the day and she’s helping her in-laws and friends gather whatever belongings they can find. Sometime soon she’ll be figuring out what supplies will be helpful and I’ll post that info here. For now, though, if [...]

45 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by avitable

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Update from Britt

Adam here.
For those of you who don’t follow Britt on Twitter, she and Jared and the kids left this morning to drive the 24-hour drive up to Parkersburg, Iowa, so that they can provide help and moral support to his family and their friends who have lost their homes.
I’ve been talking to her off and [...]

43 Comments » - Posted in On A Serious Note by avitable

Monday, May 19th, 2008

Brunken Dritt

Adam here.
Britt consumed 10 or 11 Brittinis while doing a few radio shows last night, culminating in an hour and a half long conversation about man bashing over at Turnbaby’s. As a result, she was a bit too drunkified to post and asked me to step in.
Of course, it’s the very last minute, and [...]

31 Comments » - Posted in guest bloggers by avitable

Monday, May 28th, 2007

She’s not dead.

Avitable here.
Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she [...]

17 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable

Monday, March 12th, 2007

Brittfaced and Brittarded

by Avitable
As everyone knows, and as we’ll hear ad nauseam after her trip, Britt is currently in Las Vegas. She has a wild week of debauchery planned and plans to stalk Prince along with seeing him in concert.
Unbeknownst to her, I decided to shadow her in Las Vegas, using all the tricks I learned [...]

36 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable

Wednesday, March 7th, 2007

Where the fuck is Britt?

Avitable here.
After a mishap where she discovered that she’s allergic to a specific flavor (pomegranate) of anal lube, Britt has spent today eating antibiotics and waiting for the swelling to go down on her hands, tongue, and butt.  Once she’s back to normal, she’ll have a new post ready for all of you hungry readers.

16 Comments » - Posted in It's All About Me by avitable


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