Hey everybody! Britt was too (tired/lazy/naked/multi-colored) to post today, so she asked me to fill in. I’ve decided that this is the perfect time to write Britt a little letter:
Dear Britt,
Today is one week and one day since you quit smoking. And I’ve stood idly by and kept quiet. I’ve thought [...]

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Adam here.
Britt’s leaving this morning with Jared and the kids to drive straight back to Florida. When she gets back, she’ll still be coordinating ways to contribute, but she’ll be able to collect her thoughts a bit more and figure out the best avenue, so thanks for being patient with that. There’s no [...]

I asked Britt if she wanted me to post something for her today. Thursday was a long day, filled with more frustration and difficulty gaining any ground and she was exhausted.
Here was our exchange:
Adam: Do you want me to post something for you for Friday?
Britt: Only this-
I got my fucking period.
Only I [...]

Adam here again.
I haven’t talked to Britt tonight, but I spoke to her a few times during the day and she’s helping her in-laws and friends gather whatever belongings they can find. Sometime soon she’ll be figuring out what supplies will be helpful and I’ll post that info here. For now, though, if [...]

Adam here.
For those of you who don’t follow Britt on Twitter, she and Jared and the kids left this morning to drive the 24-hour drive up to Parkersburg, Iowa, so that they can provide help and moral support to his family and their friends who have lost their homes.
I’ve been talking to her off and [...]

Adam here.
Britt consumed 10 or 11 Brittinis while doing a few radio shows last night, culminating in an hour and a half long conversation about man bashing over at Turnbaby’s. As a result, she was a bit too drunkified to post and asked me to step in.
Of course, it’s the very last minute, and [...]

The Driver
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“I’d need you to stop working as an escort,” he said.
Her eyebrows shot up in surprise. She opened her mouth to say something but she was overcome with laughter.
“What?”
“I [...]

The Driver
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A yellow cab screeched around the corner and come to a halt in the parking lot. An ancient cab driver hopped out of the cab carrying a baseball bat.
“I’m all right, Sam. This man is [...]

The Driver
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“You need to remember Vincent Hutchins that I am not the one who left,” Lily said.
She flew from the car.
Jumping after her, he reached the front door of her building just as she pulled it open. He pushed the door closed then, using his weight, [...]

You know how sometimes when a blogger has a birthday, all the other bloggers get together and do tributes and write accolades and blah blah blah bunch a wannabe saints blah blah?
Yeah, well, someone has a birthday today. But THIS isn’t his blog. This is MY blog. It’s supposed to be about [...]

Beginning March 8th, I will have at least one guest (and at times as many as 3) staying at my house every. single. day. for a solid month. I fear my blogging may suffer a little (as well as potentially my sanity and my sex life), so I have enlisted some help from other [...]

Avitable here.
Britt’s without internet until June 1st. Four loooooong days. And while she would love nothing more than to be online so she can answer one of your pathetic cries for help, she can’t. So no WWMBD today. And, unless Jesus decides to turn Iowa into a free Wifi zone, she [...]

First of all, my apologies for that train wreck of a post Avitable put up. My hair looked way better than that when I was in Vegas. Unfortunately, my hair is just about the only thing that worked out on that god forsaken trip. Everything that could go wrong, did go wrong.
First I got bumped [...]

Avitable here.
After a mishap where she discovered that she’s allergic to a specific flavor (pomegranate) of anal lube, Britt has spent today eating antibiotics and waiting for the swelling to go down on her hands, tongue, and butt.  Once she’s back to normal, she’ll have a new post ready for all of you hungry readers.