Experts Agree: Tuesday is the new Monday when it comes to weekend recaps.

by Miss Britt on November 17, 2009

When I fall behind on work stuff, my tendency is to push life aside and throw myself into getting “caught up”.  I can’t stand the idea of letting people down or just barely making a deadline or meeting only the minimum requirements.

(Unless we’re talking about laundry.)

For the first time in forever, I went almost an entire week without working.  I went days without responding to an email or writing a single article or following up on a lead for an assignment.  I was sick, and my body was unwilling to cooperate with my plans to work from bed on my laptop.  I slept and slept and watched TV and slept and slept some more.  For a week.

By the weekend, I was starting to feel like myself again and was more than a little anxious to start catching up on everything I’d let slide.

(Unless we’re talking about laundry.)

Unfortunately, life had other plans for me.

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On Saturday, I got to host a launch party for the new Wii Fit Plus.  Because telling people you’re hosting a “Nintendo Party” is lame and brings up images of pale skinned people crawling out of their basements to gather around a gaming console.  I?  Am not lame.  I?  Was a freaking cheerleader in high school, thank you very much.  And so I decided, with the help of my magnificent friend Faiqa, to call it a launch party.

But I digress.

Britt at Wii Fit Party(Look at how not lame I am.)

ANYway, on Saturday I invited about 20 people to come to a launch party and we all sat around and listened to Wii Fit Plus Barbie tell us about how much better the Plus version is from the regular version.

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She was lovely, really.  And she handled my “good natured kidding” about her lack of body fat in front of a room full of strangers quite well.  Probably because she works in PR and is professional, unlike some people who cannot resist the urge to make fun of beautiful people.  Man, some people are lame.

ANYway – Wii Fit Plus party on Saturday.

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This picture does not add to the story at all except to say that they served us smoothies in shot glasses and so I was doing shots of health food because if you hand me something in a shot glass, I will shoot it. But I am exceedingly proud of this completely unedited picture, so look at it, thanks.

Blah blah blah, party party party, blah blah blah, everyone got free Wii Fit Plus thingies, blah blah blah, go me.

The end of Saturday and me not getting any work done.

On Sunday, I awoke with the same ginormous pile of work to get caught up on.  I also woke up with two kids and a husband who hadn’t done jack squat in about a week.

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So we went to the county fair.

Let me tell you how much I hate The Fair.  I grew up in Iowa where the Iowa State Fair is revered as the be all to end all of fairs – and I loathed the idea of going every year.  What I remember about the fair is going as a kid when all we could afford was admission and a bag of popcorn and/or cotton candy to split between my mother, brothers and I.  We would walk around those godforsaken fair grounds for hours, pretending that rides and games didn’t exist and looking at animals and plants and butter statues instead.  I hated every minute of it.

And yet…

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I dragged my kids into the horticulture hall. And they hated every minute of it.

Jared and I, however, were in awe.  Because we are, apparently, officially old now.  But I thought it was really interesting to see the kinds of things that are grown here in Florida that are not corn or tomatoes or soy beans.

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Prize winning pineapples! And oranges! And star fruit! That is cool, right?  Right?!?!

No?

Fine.

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I let them go on bumper cars, too.

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And eat funnel cake and fried oreos.

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And bring home the goldfish they won from that ping pong game.

Blah blah blah, fair fair fair, blah blah blah, I’m pretty much the best mom ever, blah blah blah, go me.

The end of Sunday and me getting sunburned in November because it was 80 degrees and no one at the fair has ever heard of shade.

Now, of course, I still have a metric crap ton of work to get caught up on and I am finally ready and able to happily throw myself into “catching up mode”.

(Unless we’re talking about laundry.)

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30 Comments so far

  1. Coal Miner's Granddaughter November 17, 2009 9:37 am

    Screw the laundry. Glad you had a great weekend to make up for the horrible week of flu. :)

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  2. pixielation November 17, 2009 9:39 am

    And I think it’s safe to say – experts agree: we are NEVER talking about laundry.

    What is it anyway?

    Btw, nice shot of smoothies!

    oh and btw again… in the “not lame” photo… are those POLE DANCING poles behind you?

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  3. avitable November 17, 2009 9:50 am

    I’ve never been to the County Fair here, and I find this post to be lacking in important details, like were there other deep fried foods and what type of fried foods were there and how did said fried foods taste and did you bring me any fried foods. What type of writer are you? Jeez.

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    Karin aka perpstu Reply:

    @avitable, Mmm…fair food is the best. I went to our fair a few months ago with the sole purpose of hunting down a funnel cake with powdered sugar.and whipped cream. and strawberries. So delicious I could have died and now all I can think about is another one. Shit.

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  4. Robin November 17, 2009 9:57 am

    Some great pictures there Britt!

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  5. muskrat November 17, 2009 10:13 am

    I used to go to the fair in Tennessee. Based on that experience, my only question is, “Where are the pictures of mullets?”

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  6. Nanna November 17, 2009 10:18 am

    That “not lame” photo of you doing something WiiFit-ish?

    What exactly is that??? You look like you are about to fall down?

    Er. Um. But it all looks very fun. Go you. :)

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  7. Finn November 17, 2009 10:19 am

    Great smoothie picture!

    Good for you for blowing everything off for the weekend. The kids will remember looking at the crappy fruit and eating all that lovely fried stuff (funnel cakes…), they will not remember all the work you managed to get done.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Finn,
    AMEN!

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  8. Princess of the Universe November 17, 2009 10:31 am

    I actually kind of think that the smoothie picture is the highlight of the entire post. For realz.
    xo

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  9. Faiqa November 17, 2009 10:50 am

    You forgot to tell everyone you did the GREEN smoothie shot!! The green one!!

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  10. Laurie November 17, 2009 11:09 am

    I am glad you somewhat enjoyed the fair (even if the kiddos didn’t). I love love love the fair. It definitely got better once I got older. It is my favorite time of year. Texas folks think our fair is the end all be all (Did you hear about the fried butter and Oprah coming this year?) I am originally from California, but heck… I have become Texan I suppose. I wrote all about Oprah and all the bad fried foods on my blog. I didn’t even know y’all had one in Iowa!

    Way to go on the Wii Fit party, too! Looks like a good time.

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  11. Little Miss Sunshine State November 17, 2009 11:10 am

    Thank you from the bottom of my fat butt for not posting a picture of me attempting the Tree Pose in WiiFitPlus Yoga

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  12. SciFi Dad November 17, 2009 11:21 am

    How long did it take for that fish to become “Mr. Floaty”?

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  13. steen November 17, 2009 11:29 am

    I personally love the “i <3 hot moms" shirt in the second to last picture, haha.

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    Just Me Reply:

    @steen, I just noticed this comment…should have read it first! HAHA!

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  14. Kris November 17, 2009 11:44 am

    Wait… You mean there’s no such thing as the Laundry Fairy? And she’s not *really* going to visit my house? Damn!

    :sigh: I loves me some funnel cake, but hate the fair, too. We pretend fair rides don’t exist and share a bag of kettle corn. *snerk*

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  15. Darla November 17, 2009 12:07 pm

    Helloooo it’s because you were actually supposed to have gone to the Clay County fair all those years. {shakes head}

    And? this flu lasts a week? kill me now.

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  16. Amira @ Define "Mature" November 17, 2009 2:17 pm

    Damn, I really miss the Country Fair.

    And they do it soooo right here in Texas. Fried -give-me-a–heart-attack goodies and crazy rides, but like, to the EXTREME.

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  17. Just Me November 17, 2009 2:28 pm

    All the pics are great…especially the smoothie one….but what does Jared’s (Im assuming its him next to Devon) shirt say??

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  18. akeorlando November 17, 2009 2:31 pm

    The Wii party looks like it was lots of fun! Why don’t you ever invite me to these things, LOL?!

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  19. Sincerely, Jenni November 17, 2009 2:33 pm

    So I read through the whole post, cried when i saw all the free Wii Fit Plus’s that were given away… and then got a chuckle out of the fact that your husband has same t-shirt mine does….

    “I (heart) Hot Moms”

    Awesome.

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  20. Maria November 17, 2009 2:59 pm

    I went to a Rib Festival. Without the kids though.

    I love that in Florida in November you can totally have fairs and festivals and stuff outdoors.

    (THOSE WEE SMOOTHIES ARE SO CUTE.)

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  21. greg t November 17, 2009 3:50 pm

    That looks like a big tampon you are holding in the first picture… Glad you are feeling better.

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  22. Sybil Law November 17, 2009 6:38 pm

    Well, you probably got to smile a lot over the weekend, so that’s worth it, right?! :)

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  23. Becca November 17, 2009 7:51 pm

    I am glad you got to relax a bit, I sure as heck wish I could!!! Right now I am having a mini-meltdown about my big work project, so I will not relax until after the work Christmas party, thank you very much!!! It just sucks! :(

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  24. Fantastagirl November 17, 2009 11:14 pm

    ah, clean clothes – that is sooo over-rated.

    Glad you are feeling better!

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  25. Elizabeth Kaylene November 18, 2009 7:46 am

    Eighty…. degrees… *sniffle* It’s like 40 here. :( I am jealous!

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  26. Erin November 18, 2009 9:16 am

    We took the kids to the Illinois State Fair this year (my daughter was performing there) and they too thought it was intensely boring. My husband and I thought it was funny to be looking at bunches of cows and taking pics of the kids in front of them! :) BTW, my husband has the same I *heart* Hot Moms shirt!

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  27. Hilly November 18, 2009 5:29 pm

    Experts also agree that Wednesday is the new Tuesday for commenting. :)

    As usual, the kids look so cute and that party was a-ma-zing!

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  28. mare November 18, 2009 10:28 pm

    So, you are saying, you slept through sick and when you felt better your family needed to play and so you didn’t get any work done. And you still have a job.

    Yay you. Yay Avitable.

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  29. hello haha narf November 19, 2009 9:26 am

    i was about to ask what jared’s shirt said. thanks to all who commented on it so that i don’t look stupid. what? i’m too late and i already look stupid? dammit.

    well, i’ll just say that i love that you let the kids bring home the goldfish that they won. mine always died within a week, but then i was allowed to go to the pet store to buy a fish that would live much longer.

    and i love that smoothie photo. gorgeous!

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  30. Bre November 24, 2009 12:54 am

    Yes, GO YOU!
    I wanna go to a FL fair! I want a fish! :)
    And a metric crap ton of fried Oreos!
    Then I’ll need to be invited to a Wii Fit party…
    For the record, horticulture is cool. Says me.

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