His and Hers

by Miss Britt on May 11, 2009

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It was early Saturday morning and no one in the house had really started moving yet.  I was in my pajamas, enjoying my morning coffee and making shopping plans on the phone with Hilly and Faiqa.

Emma came bursting out of the sliding glass door onto the back patio.  She was wearing nothing but her underwear and her face was partially concealed by the giant orange slice she had crammed in her mouth.

“Mom!  Mom!  You have got to have an orange!  They are deLISHus!” she gushed.

“Mommy doesn’t eat oranges,” it was impossible not to smile at her excitement over oranges.

“Mmmm!  They are so good!  They are so juicy!”  Her eyes danced and in that moment, as she stood there in her underwear with orange juice running down her chest, totally lost in citrus euphoria, I couldn’t help but think that she was definitely her father’s daughter.  Many a phone call has been interrupted by my husband because I just had to taste this and could I believe how great this was?

The child has inherited her father’s appreciation for simple pleasures.

I finished up my phone call and went back in the house to refill my coffee cup.  I was half way through the living room on my way into the kitchen when I heard the door to Devin’s bedroom yank open.  Yes, I heard it.  I don’t know how children open doors but it is different than how adults open doors.  And it’s louder.

Devin exploded from his room out into the living room.  He, too, was in nothing but his underwear.  I live with some strange people, clearly.

Without saying a word to anyone, he ran into the middle of the living room.  He stopped, popped his hips out so that his knees bent and his butt stuck out – and slapped himself on the backside.

Jared instantly turned to look at me.  I didn’t wait for the accusation and quickly turned back towards to the kitchen.

I don’t know where that one gets it from.

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17 Comments so far

  1. Avitable May 11, 2009 12:33 am

    That enthusiasm that Emma and Jared have for things is infectious!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Avitable, OR it is annoying – depending on your mood and what you are doing at the time. Heh.

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  2. MonsteRawr May 11, 2009 12:39 am

    Hey, some things are worth running around in your underpants in excitement. Of course, I usually save such excitement for fruit snacks and new episodes of Iron Chef, but oranges are pretty up there.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @MonsteRawr, I reserve running around in my underpants for testing out a new self tanner. But that’s just me. Obviously.

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  3. mare May 11, 2009 1:17 am

    tentatively on the road to health – I know it’s scary but you’ll get there Babe.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @mare, heh. Thanks. :-)

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  4. MariaV May 11, 2009 5:49 am

    I think I will eat an orange today. Emma has the right idea.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @MariaV, OH MY GOD WITH THE ORANGES PEOPLE!!

    Great. Now I miss citrus.

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  5. Faiqa May 11, 2009 6:33 am

    That made me laugh. A lot!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Faiqa, really? I don’t know if I believe you. Your comment was completely devoid of LOLs or LMAOs.

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  6. Dawn May 11, 2009 6:42 am

    God, that’s cute!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Dawn, they have their moments. ;-)

    And I don’t eat oranges because they are really, really carby and I’m trying to see if being less carby will help with my “issues”.

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  7. Dawn May 11, 2009 6:42 am

    Oh, and why don’t you eat oranges?

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  8. SingleParentDad May 11, 2009 7:06 am

    Fabulous.

    So, you may actually get away with giving her an apple and orange for Christmas?

    (Not suggesting what might satisfy Devin)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @SingleParentDad, yes, I think I will enroll her in a fruit of the month club this year.

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  9. maggie, dammit May 11, 2009 8:15 am

    AWESOME.

    (Happy mother’s day!)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @maggie, dammit, and a Happy belated Mother’s Day to you, too!

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  10. Sybil Law May 11, 2009 8:43 am

    I don’t eat oranges, either!

    You have a great, great family. Today, work in your underwear, and then randomly slap your ass. Why not?!
    (Um, I mean, if you’re working at home….)
    :D

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sybil Law, the world cannot handle that, I assure you.

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  11. perpstu May 11, 2009 11:00 am

    ROFL! Your house is a riot first thing in the morning!

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  12. sue May 11, 2009 11:49 am

    I see nothing wrong with running around in underwear… I do it frequently. :)

    Too cute.

    Happy Mom’s Day (late)

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  13. Robina May 11, 2009 12:29 pm

    Ha Ha Ha!!!! At least they wake up happy and ready to start the day! It could be worse.

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  14. Kim May 11, 2009 2:13 pm

    I’m having a screwdriver. Thanks Emma!

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  15. ali May 11, 2009 3:59 pm

    i spend a lot of time standing around in my underwear. it’s totally NOT overrated. just saying. ;)

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  16. Elizabeth Kaylene May 11, 2009 6:45 pm

    I’m on my BlackBerry, looking like a weirdo as I laughed reading this. Classic.

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  17. Lady Julia May 11, 2009 8:33 pm

    What a delightfully funny post!

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