It's A Housewarming Party! And you're invited. Yes, you.

by Miss Britt on April 21, 2009

As everyone in the entire world knows by now, Hilly has moved to Florida.

In fact, she’s moved in about 5 blocks away from me.  That pretty much makes me her neighbor.  As her neighbor and her friend, I’d like to do something special to welcome her to the neighborhood.

For those of you who aren’t familiar with Hilly, she is known in The PBR (a term she coined for The People’s Republic of Blogistan) as Snackiepoo.  She has been living in Southern California for the last 5 years until her recent divorce.

Her readers have watched Hilly struggle and fight to save her marriage, and ultimately come to terms with the fact that she had to say goodbye to a man she still calls her best friend .  We’ve seen her battle with self image and a never ending desire to be more positive in all areas of her life.  Watching her strength and her willingness to be vulnerable has been amazing, and I’m so proud to call her my friend.

The woman drove across the country in four days, all by herself.  She’s fucking amazing.

Even though she is resonsible for my excessive use of the word douche.

ANYway, if The PBR were a village, I’d invite you all over to Hilly’s new home for a housewarming party.  I’d make margaritas and serve chips and bean dip and guacamole.  And we’d all sit around on her back patio and talk and laugh, and infect the air with the friends and family vibe that truly make a house a home.

And there would be presents.

Of course, The PBR is not a village in the logistical sense of the word.  Our friends and chosen family members are spread across the globe – which is totally cool for most things but kind of sucky when you move into a new place and the vast majority of your friends are hundreds or thousands of miles away.

But, why let that stop us?

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WE’RE HAVING A PARTY!!

And you’re invited…

When: now

Where: here

What: let’s all welcome Hilly with love and encouragement and congratulations and presents.

How the fuck, Britt?

OK, so – I made Hilly set up an Amazon list for her new house:

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Hilly’s Amazon New House Wish List

Please feel free to go there and depart with your hard earned cash in the name of doing something nice.

You can also send her congratulations e-cards at snackiepoo at gmail dot com.

You can also declare your affection and well wishes for Hilly here in the comment section.

UPDATED TO ADD: I guess I just assumed everyone would think of this, but my mom reminded me this morning that maybe not.  If you don’t see anything you like and want to give a little something to Hilly, remember you can always send her an amazon gift card via  email (snackiepoo at gmail dot com).

Of course, if you don’t know Hilly, you might find this whole thing a little odd.  In which case, well, that’s totally cool.  Obviously.

But if you know and love her the way I do, please join me in welcoming her to her new life and letting her know that The PBR has got her back as she starts to build a new life for herself.

And if you can – bring presents.

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38 Comments so far

  1. avitable April 21, 2009 12:16 am

    This is an awesome idea. Welcome to Florida, Hilly!

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  2. badassdad05 April 21, 2009 12:25 am

    All the best in Florida! That is NOT a dry heat.

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  3. floating princess April 21, 2009 12:35 am

    Great idea, Britt!

    Happy Housewarming, Hilly :)

    I love sending pressies :D

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  4. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] April 21, 2009 12:38 am

    Yeah, so I was really hoping there’d be a real party so I could do some real rubbin up on some real people. For now, this will do…

    WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

    Yes, it’s friggin hot, and YES, you may never have straight hair again, but it sure is purty here once you look past all the Floridiots.

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  5. martymankins April 21, 2009 12:55 am

    Wow. Look at you, being all neighborly and everything. And here I thought I would have to spend my hard earned cash buying myself a plane ticket and hotel room to visit Hilly in her new house. Now I can save $1,000’s and still get Hilly something cool for her new house.

    She doesn’t already have a copy of “Zombie Strippers” on DVD, right? ;-)

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  6. usedtobeme April 21, 2009 1:12 am

    Welcome Hilly! I hope you find all you deserve and more!

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  7. Bre April 21, 2009 6:17 am

    Congratulations Hilly, on your achievements and ambitions! Have fun discovering your new town!!

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  8. Shash April 21, 2009 6:26 am

    Welcome to the ‘hood, Hilly!!

    We’re very glad you’re here!!

    xoxo

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  9. hello haha narf April 21, 2009 6:30 am

    love me some hilly!! welcome to your new home, pretty lady!

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  10. Robin April 21, 2009 7:14 am

    Hilly, I am so happy for you. Welcome to your new home!!

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  11. Dory April 21, 2009 7:15 am

    I’d like to offer a couple framed 5×7s from my pictures! She can choose which she wants from here and let me know whether she prefers brown or black frames.

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    Hilly Reply:

    @Dory, that is so amazing of you! I will go look at them and let you know…thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!

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  12. kapgar April 21, 2009 7:26 am

    Of course it was last spring I was in Florida twice in two months. Go fig.

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  13. Hilly April 21, 2009 8:07 am

    Oh my gosh, Britt…thank you SO MUCH for doing this for me! I cannot even tell you how much I appreciate every little thing that I get or every kind word someone gives me.

    Also?

    I really appreciate you.

    (I need a Thesaurus, for sure)

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  14. Robina April 21, 2009 8:08 am

    This is the coolest shit, Britt.

    I did go to her blog (for the first time ever) yesterday and Welcomed her to Florida, even though I don’t live there!

    And man, she has a comforter set on her wish list I would LOVE to have! If she gets two, maybe she could, you know, send one my way? LOL

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  15. Sybil Law April 21, 2009 8:08 am

    Yay, Hilly!!!!!!!

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  16. Cissa Fireheart April 21, 2009 8:56 am

    Congrats Hilly! You know I am so proud and happy for you. I keep repeating it, and it never will get old.

    Hey Britt? I totally expect one of these when I move back to FL (hopefully by September, cross your fingers). Seriously, not even kidding.

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  17. NYCWD April 21, 2009 8:59 am

    Where’s the cheese?

    Where’s the wine?

    Where’s the keg?

    What kind of a party is this??? A dry one??? WTF!!!

    Oh yeah… welcome to Florida Hilly!!! I’m so happy that you will no longer get the AI results spoiled and are no longer going to sink into the Pacific Ocean!!!

    Now can someone pass me the cheesy poofs.

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  18. Turnbaby April 21, 2009 9:41 am

    YAY!! Here’s to Hilly and new beginnings with good friends both old and new.

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  19. sue April 21, 2009 9:46 am

    What a great idea! Happy New Start, Hilly!

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  20. Patricia Applegarth Kley April 21, 2009 9:51 am

    Welcome to Florida Hilly!! It really is a wonderful place, even with the love bugs, hurricanes, oppressive humidity…did I mention love bugs?

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  21. Finn April 21, 2009 10:31 am

    Excellent idea. I expect the same on my birthday. Just sayin’. ;)

    Welcome Ms. Hilly. May that adorable little house quickly become a beloved home.

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  22. *pixie* April 21, 2009 10:33 am

    Hilly—Here’s to you and your new life in Florida! I know you’ll make it amazing.

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  23. Foo April 21, 2009 2:17 pm

    Wish I could be there in person to celebrate your new home – this is the next best thing. Happy Decorating! XOXO

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  24. Kim April 21, 2009 2:21 pm

    Congrats to you and welcome to Florida !! :)

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  25. Coal Miner's Granddaughter April 21, 2009 3:25 pm

    Congrats on your new home and the start of your new life, hon!

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  26. Sarah April 21, 2009 3:41 pm

    I am so happy for you Hilly! So if I ship myself there does that count?

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  27. whall April 21, 2009 3:55 pm

    u kno I’d heard that amazon hated teh gays so we should all team up and boycott them. and call your congriss peeeps and get them to shut ‘em down LOL we can’t have no riligiuos tards telling us whats rank and whats not.

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  28. J from Ireland April 21, 2009 5:14 pm

    Hilly – The very best wishes to you in your new home and in this next chapter of your life.

    Britt – You are just lovely.

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  29. Laughing Muse April 21, 2009 6:17 pm

    The West Coast’s loss is…well, not nearly so catastrophic because we can all still stalk you on teh intarwebz.

    Congratulations on the new home!! As hard as some decisions are, there’s an odd liberation in knowing that you’re actively making the decisions, rather than letting other factors (money, family, proximity to jobs, etc.) make the decisions for you.

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  30. Ren April 21, 2009 8:00 pm

    Here’s to you and your new digs, Hilly!

    Sorry, Dog, I ate all the cheesy poofs….

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  31. Miss Britt April 21, 2009 8:06 pm

    I just took a peek at Hilly’s wish list and I just want to say – y’all make me weepy you are so awesome.

    Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for helping me with this!!

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  32. Lauren April 22, 2009 8:05 am

    Congrats hilly, I’m totally starting an Amazon.com wish list for myself. ….Maybe not, now that sounds kind of pathetic. You are truly lucky to have such good friends. and Britt, you are a good friend.

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  33. BOSSY April 22, 2009 8:36 am

    Welcome to the neighborhood Hilly! It’s all uphill from here. Uphill in a good way. Sounded better than downhill… The Hilly reference and all. Good night.

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  34. Deb on the Rocks April 22, 2009 10:44 am

    Welcome to Florida, from up in Tallahassee. Greater Orlando is becoming a blogging mecca! Awesome!

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  35. the mama bird diaries April 22, 2009 11:19 am

    I don’t know Hilly but welcome to Florida!!!

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  36. perpstu April 22, 2009 12:04 pm

    Congrats Hilly! I hope you enjoy you’re new neighborhood and your awesome new neighbors!

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  37. bubblewench April 22, 2009 5:39 pm

    Met Hilly once, she is totally awesome. I’m all for the ‘party’.. pressie should be there Friday! YEAH HILLY!!

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  38. Selma April 23, 2009 4:07 am

    Enjoy your new home in Florida. It sounds like a wonderful place to be.

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