How Miss Britt Does Dishes. No. Really.

by Miss Britt on January 27, 2009

If you spend enough time with another person, you’re bound to discover their little quirks and eccentricities.

For example, this weekend I learned that Becky brings her own washcloths on vacation with her – and sometimes leaves them behind when she goes. Becky learned that I am perfectly normal in every way. Which is unusual, I have to admit.

I’m used to this. It’s part of the fun of getting to know people better.

And yet, I was completely unprepared for what I learned Sunday morning as we were prepare to leave our borrowed house.

This is how I, and everyone I have ever known, loads a dishwasher:

britt-loads-the-dishwasher

Notice how you can’t see the little plastic spokes that stick up in the top rack? That’s because they are holding the cups upright and in place – like they’re supposed to do! Everyone knows that’s what those plastic sticky uppy spoke-like things are for.

Right?

becky-loads-the-dishwasher

This is how Becky loads a dishwasher.

Now, you might not be able to tell by the above pictures but her way is very different from my way. While I use the plastic sticky uppy things to anchor the glasses, she uses them as – I don’t know. Row dividers? Guidelines?

She puts the dishes between the plastic sticky uppy things. And? They don’t blow all over the place when the dishwasher runs!

I was stunned.

Flabbergasted.

I’d never known that this was done. Or even possible!

All this time I assumed everyone loaded the dishwasher the way I did. But, lo, no. Apparently there are two schools of thought on top rack loading.

So, Internet. I need you to tell me – tell us - who is doing it right?

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123 Comments so far

  1. avitable January 26, 2009 6:46 pm

    You clearly never took Dishwasher Packing 101. Everybody knows that the tines are there to separate everything, not for you to put dishes on top of!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @avitable, have you ever loaded a dishwasher?

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  2. Hannah January 27, 2009 12:06 am

    Sorry Britt, Becky definitely does it the right way. Or at least the same way we at the Bates/Lutgen household do…

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Hannah, dooode – we are FAMILY! You’re supposed to have my BACK! lol

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  3. Talina January 27, 2009 12:06 am

    I shall photograph my loading skills just for you… I think I am like Becky.

    Those Sticky-upper things are good for keeping bowls and plates apart. Not necessary for cups in my house… Never really thought about it till this post though. Fun.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Talina, please do! I am now insanely curious about proper loading technique.

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  4. Rachel January 27, 2009 12:11 am

    ummmmm I do it your way, as does my mom and everyone I know.
    wow. I now need to go re-examine everything I’ve ever known about cleaning.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Rachel, ha! yes! I am not alone!

    (Although, apparently we are a very small crowd among dishwasher users.)

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  5. Foof January 27, 2009 12:13 am

    Oooh, have to say I’m a Becky style dishwasher loader. Now the bigger question…silverware up or down in the basket? I’m a down girl because seriously, the thought of grabbing a knife blade…yikes, not so much. My parents are silverware up people. What do you do?

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Foof, I’m an up – because I assume they get cleaner that way.

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  6. Kirsten January 27, 2009 12:19 am

    I totally do it Becky’s way. I have always felt I could squeeze more cups and bowls in the top row that way. I strive for efficiency. (I rarely succeed, but I try!)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Kirsten, I never have enough room on the top rack, so I might have to try just for that reason.

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  7. Colleen January 27, 2009 12:24 am

    Becky’s way on the upper rack. Britt’s way on the lower rack with wine glasses.

    How’s that for wishy-washy? (Pun intended.)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Colleen, you put wine glasses on the bottom?? And they don’t break???

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    Colleen Reply:

    @Miss Britt,

    Occasionally (one or two a year), but they are too tall for the top rack and I refuse to hand wash them. I buy a huge box at Costco and just replace as needed!

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  8. hello haha narf January 27, 2009 12:24 am

    wait, what? i am winning this battle of dishwashing loading skills. woot!

    p.s. i totally thought you were kidding about making this into a post. and for the record, in the second photo of “your way” i had done a bit of rearranging and you can clearly see a coffee mug in the correct (ha, correct!) position. you are trying to confuse the voting!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @hello haha narf, I told you I didn’t have time to do anything else last night so I figured NOW was the perfect time to find out the answer to this life changing puzzle!

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  9. hello haha narf January 27, 2009 12:26 am

    and another p.s. I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU TOLD THE INTERNET THAT I BRING MY OWN WASHCLOTHS AND DIDN’T EXPLAIN WHY!

    sigh.

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    Hilly Reply:

    @hello haha narf – Well…tell the people why!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Hilly, in a nutshell:

    because she doesn’t want cooter juice on her face.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Miss Britt,
    @Hilly,

    even worse than cooter juice (oh my fuck, i just typed “cooter juice”) would be to have the wash cloth touch my feet and the next day to use it again on my face. BLECH.

    and i take a bunch of washcloths with me so i don’t have to bother my host every day for a clean one. i’ll pack the dry ones in my luggage to return home, but often leave one because it is wet.

    issues. i have LOTS of issues. but we knew that already.

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    Hilly Reply:

    @hello haha narf – Do you buy tons of new washcloths every month? I don’t even LIKE washcloths, to be honest.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Hilly,
    i probably have over 50 washcloths, not that i actually count em. (having so many means that i don’t have to do laundry constantly!)

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  10. Nikki January 27, 2009 12:26 am

    I load it Becky’s way. I think it’s because it seems to hold more dishes that way. Also, you can’t put a short glass on the sticky-uppy things, they’ll fall over.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Nikki, that’s TRUE – they DO fall over. And yet it never occurred to me that the solution was to take them off the sticky-uppy things.

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    Nikki Reply:

    @Miss Britt, My husband has an entire system for the silverware. All of the small forks together, big forks together, etc. He yells at me for “not following the system!” if I put something in the incorrect slot. He reasons that this way it’s easier to just grab them and put them away when they’re clean.

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  11. Talina January 27, 2009 12:30 am

    Yep, I am like Becky but my hubby loads like you do.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Talina, tell your hubby some woman on the internet said “you’re right!”

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  12. becky January 27, 2009 12:51 am

    I load my dishes like Becky. It gives me more room.

    Now I’m curious…why does Becky bring her own washcloths? And when I type her name I feel like I’m talking about myself in the 3rd person…weird.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @becky, I can’t believe so many people know this and it was completely foreign to me.

    She brings her washcloths because she has ISSSSSUUUUUES.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @becky,

    i wash my face with the washcloth. then later in the shower that same washcloth is going to touch my feet. the next day? i want a clean washcloth on my face!!!

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  13. Mindee January 27, 2009 12:57 am

    Sorry Britt, Becky’s way is the right way. ;) You can fit way more into the dishwasher. Try it. It’s life changing!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Mindee, man, the things you learn on the Internet.

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  14. Faiqa January 27, 2009 1:04 am

    My SIL loads like Becky. I load like you. I’ve always had the sneaking suspicion that I was doing it wrong, though.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Faiqa, when you come over tonight we’ll make Becky give us lessons.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Faiqa,
    you do NOTHING wrong. ever. you are perfect.
    although you certainly load a dishwasher “differently” than i do. meanwhile, i don’t even have a fucking dish washing machine…i am the dishwasher!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @hello haha narf, wait just a damn minute. Why does *SHE* get to be perfect?!?!

    It’s because she’s pretty, isn’t it?

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Miss Britt,
    clearly you are pretty so if you start loading the dishwasher differently then you will also be perfect. so there. pffffffffft!

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  15. Tori January 27, 2009 1:06 am

    Becky is…

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Tori, awesome? Quirky? Much taller than me?

    ;-)

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  16. B.E. Earl January 27, 2009 1:13 am

    When it comes to top racks, I gotta go with Becky. ;)

    (I was in such a rush to post that I didn’t even bother to check if someone else was witty enough to come up with it. Lemme check…)

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  17. B.E. Earl January 27, 2009 1:14 am

    WIN!!!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @B.E. Earl, hehehehe – you were the first to make the connection!

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  18. Hilly January 27, 2009 1:17 am

    Sorry kitten, I do it Becky’s way. The rows house the glasses, all neat and orderly. I’ve never even thought it was done the OTHER way! My sister’s dishwasher looks exactly like mine, and subsequently Becky’s, as well!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Hilly, what in the HELL??! How is it possible this is the first I’ve ever heard of this?!?

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    Hilly Reply:

    @Miss Britt – I dunno but damn, have you seen how many times “Becky” appears on this page? It’s kinda ooky! ;)

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  19. Sarah January 27, 2009 1:18 am

    I wash my dishes by hand because there is no dishwasher in the kitchen.

    And when I say “I wash” I actually mean my Mother because apparently I ‘don’t do it right’ or something.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sarah, washing dishes by hand SUCKS.

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  20. Gary LaPointe January 27, 2009 1:44 am

    I’m with Becky.

    When I travel out of the country, I take older (about to be trashed) washcloths and leave them behind. (Usually, when out the the country, I don’t see washcloths and I need them.)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Gary LaPointe, Becky travels a lot so I suppose she has run into that before, too.

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  21. Gary LaPointe January 27, 2009 1:45 am

    I’m with Becky on the dishes.

    Washcloths: When I travel out of the country, I take older (about to be trashed) washcloths and leave them behind. (Usually, when out the the country, I don’t see washcloths and I need them.)

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  22. Chris January 27, 2009 1:46 am

    Sorry Britt, Becky is correct. I think you’ll also find you can get much more on the top rack when you load it correctly… :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Chris, I think “correctly” is a little harsh…

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  23. Catherine January 27, 2009 2:03 am

    Yep, I’m with Becky on this one.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Catherine, apparently, you’re in good company.

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  24. borysSNORC ™ January 27, 2009 2:12 am

    Sorry Britt – another vote for “Becky’s Way”.
    You can fit so many more glasses and coffee cups in that way.
    As for cutlery I’m an uppie.. I never put my good Wusthof sharp knives in the dishwasher anyway.
    RMB

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @borysSNORC ™, I don’t have any good sharp knives – Wusthof or otherwise. I need new knives soooooo badly. I’d be willing to wash them by hand even!

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  25. Mattie January 27, 2009 3:14 am

    Um, Becky’s way here too.

    It stops the glasses from smashing against other glasses. With the other (your) way they’re just too loosy-goosy and move about more freely and take up too much room. Besides all drinking glasses aren’t the same height.

    Causing even more smashups with other glasses because they move more than the regular length drinking glasses.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Mattie, see, and I always assumed the plastic things were to prevent smashups!

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  26. LeSombre January 27, 2009 3:28 am

    Britt, you seem to have a lot more in common with my wife than I originally thought. ;-)

    Becky FTW.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @LeSombre, because we are both AWESOME, you mean?

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  27. Vic January 27, 2009 5:35 am

    I’m so with Becky, and I’ve been trained by an expert (well ok, my dad, who considers himself a dishwasher expert and will reload the whole damn thing if someone so much as puts a fork in the wrong place).

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Vic, you can get TRAINING for this kind of thing???

    I have been living such a sheltered life.

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  28. SingleParentDad January 27, 2009 6:56 am

    Right, now we are talking. The answer you are looking for is that both techniques are good, but the optimum, is to operate an conglomerate.

    The sticky up things do indeed generally act as a lean-to for glasses and ceramics. However I believe – as well as the children being our future – that you can also use ‘a run’ for holding plastics/beakers up, either side of the glass/ceramic channels.

    So mine goes, from left to right, G/C – P/B – G/C – G/C. And as the glass ceramics have a natural curve, you can ‘nestle’ one’s plastics between them, while still optimising a ’sticky up point’ to maintain the lighter material products upright.

    End this comment.

    End all comments.

    Good night.

    Vienna.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @SingleParentDad, I have obviously not been taking my dishwashing seriously enough.

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  29. Dawn January 27, 2009 7:07 am

    I really don’t want to endure The Wrath of Britt, but I see from earlier comments that by the time you get to me at #29, you’ll be tired, so…

    I load like Becky. Hence, Becky’s way must be the right way.

    I don’t like my glasses or mugs or whatever flopping around like caught fish on those sticky-uppy things. It just seems so precarious.

    Please don’t smack me.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Dawn, you have no faith in me!

    I asked because I wanted to know the answer to a very important question:

    WHO ARE MY REAL FRIENDS??

    That’s all. :-P

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  30. Dawn January 27, 2009 7:08 am

    Oh, and by the way, regarding flatware:

    All cutlery faces up and out of the cutlery bin, except for knives which go down.

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    hello haha narf Reply:

    @Dawn,
    NO!!! all flatware goes face down because when you unload clean dishes you don’t want to grab where someone would eat to remove the fork from the damn holder. the handles need to stick out so that you can keep your fingers off of someone’s spoon!
    (when did i get passionate about dishes? wtf?)

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    Dawn Reply:

    @hello haha narf, OMG! Good point! (no knife pun intended) I didn’t think of that. Now I need to put all my clean cutlery in the dishwasher — the correct way — because everything is now infected. Is a woman’s work EVER done????

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  31. Karen January 27, 2009 7:20 am

    I do it Becky’s way. They spokes are there to hold up bowls and such, not to go in the middle of a glass.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Karen, well there should be a sign or something!

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  32. Nancy January 27, 2009 7:29 am

    Not that she needs anymore validation, but Team Becky here =)

    And cutlery? Knives down, the rest up.

    P.S. If I wasn’t so lazy, I’d scan for you the manual that came with my dishwasher that shows photos on “how to load a dishwasher”.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Nancy, dishwashers come with a manual?!?!

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  33. whall January 27, 2009 7:36 am

    Hmm, I never thought of it that way. I think I have a different dishwasher model.

    Mine’s 14 years old and in high school.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @whall, mine is 9 and thinks chores are stupid.

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  34. Kristin January 27, 2009 7:55 am

    Becky’s way is the way I do my loading.
    It gets more in.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Kristin, you could have MENTIONED this to me before!

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  35. kapgar January 27, 2009 7:56 am

    Love ya, Britt, but Becky’s got you on this one.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @kapgar, yeah, seems like hands down, huh?

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  36. Coal Miner's Granddaughter January 27, 2009 7:59 am

    I load like Becky. First, I wipe the bullets with a clean cloth, then check each one as I insert them in the magazine… wait. We’re talking about guns and hit lists, right?

    Fuck.

    Then I still load like Becky. Sorry, hon! :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Coal Miner’s Granddaughter, dude, you’re scaring me.

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  37. Cissa Fireheart January 27, 2009 8:19 am

    I load like you, Britt. My sister loads like Becky. Also, I load from front to back and my sister loads from back to front.

    I dunno who is right, but hey, as long as the dishes come out clean, right?? :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Cissa Fireheart, I do front to back as well.

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  38. VHMPrincess January 27, 2009 8:25 am

    Becky! I just got a new dishwasher and have been posting pics of it loaded – because when you are dishwasher shopping, that is the important picture one needs to make a decision, but the MANUFACTURERS do not post them! So I did…anyway, here’s mine…
    http://vhmprincess.blogspot.com/2009/01/pic-of-washer.html

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  39. Dave2 January 27, 2009 8:28 am

    I load my dishwasher like Becky does. Which is not a ringing endorsement at all, but you asked!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Dave2, I did ask – and while maybe not a ringing endorsement, the entire INTERNET seems to be agreeing with Becky.

    Who knew?

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  40. Jules January 27, 2009 8:32 am

    I load like Becky does.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Jules, it seems that a lot of people do.

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  41. catnip January 27, 2009 8:33 am

    Sorry sweetie, I’m with Becky on this one!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @catnip, damn you people!!!!!!

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  42. AJ January 27, 2009 8:36 am

    I do it Becky’s way, my mom does it your way. You can fit more dishes in the rack with Becky’s method.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @AJ, I am going to have to test that theory, I think.

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  43. steen January 27, 2009 8:38 am

    I do it Becky’s way (heehee!) and I’m actually quite obsessive about how our dishwasher is loaded. I will unload the entire dishwasher just to reload it correctly.

    You get way more items in the dishwasher when you wedge stuff between the sticky-uppy things.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @steen, Becky is too! She unloaded my dishwasher at my house and reloaded it!

    Which is hysterical because she’s not exactly “domestic” in any other way.

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    steen Reply:

    @Miss Britt, Haha, me neither. My main pet peeves in the kitchen are:

    1) the dishwasher stacking
    2) leaving a sponge IN the sink, usually floating in water fused with food stuff — GROSS.
    3) stuff caked onto the counters, especially given the five or six towels littered around the kitchen

    Sadly… these are all things I wind up having to take care of regularly. But to call myself domestic? HA. HAHA. HAHAHAHAHHA.

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  44. ali January 27, 2009 8:39 am

    what’s a dishwasher?

    kidding.
    i do it Becky’s way. at least i think…
    :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @ali, you probably have people for this, don’t you? ;-)

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  45. topchamp January 27, 2009 8:41 am

    You all have dishwashers. I am jealous. I have a big pile of plates waiting for the dishwashing fairy to come.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @topchamp, I told my husband the dishwashing fairy and the laundry fairy died in a car accident the night we got married.

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  46. C January 27, 2009 8:45 am

    Yup, Becky’s way is the right way. Allows you to fit more in the dishwasher, thus allowing you to run the dishwasher less frequently, thus conserving water, thus saving the planet! (Well, maybe not really, but it’s as good a reason as any!)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @C, so Al Gore does it Becky’s way too?!?!?

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  47. Kris January 27, 2009 8:51 am

    i do it Becky’s way…although i used to do it your way until my parents got a new dishwasher and the instructions explicitly said do NOT put glasses over the prongs, it causes scratching.

    also, for what it’s worth, Martha Stewart warns against using the dishwasher prongs…she says put the glasses between the prongs.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Kris, I should have known Martha would have the answer.

    That makes it officially The Right Way.

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  48. ~jtm January 27, 2009 8:52 am

    To add to the poll… I load it Becky’s way…everyone else in my family loads it your way, and my husband puts plastic cups and bowls on the bottom rack. Clearly grounds for divorce, wouldn’t you say?
    I actually think they do it on purpose in hopes I’ll not ask them to do it anymore because I usually end up re-loading it the ‘right’ way.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @~jtm, ok your husband is clearly CRAZY.

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  49. Shelby January 27, 2009 8:53 am

    Yeah, sorry, I *would* do it Becky’s way if I had a dishwasher… *sigh* What I wouldn’t give for a dishwasher…

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Shelby, oh man, I’m sorry. I have lived without a dishwasher as well. I know your pain.

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  50. Allyson January 27, 2009 8:53 am

    I gotta say, I do both. first I put all the coffee mugs between the tines, and then all the sippy cups on top of the tines. With three adults who drink coffee all day, and two kids who won’t re-use a sippy cup (even for a refill of the same juice) it’s important to use every inch of space on the top rack. I also put my glad ware any which way, because dishwashers don’t account for them. So often my top rack looks like a modern art sculpture with everything so tight that the first dish out seems to unlock the rest.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Allyson, gladware is the bane of my dishwashing existence.

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  51. NYCWD January 27, 2009 8:54 am

    I am with Hola hoho Snarf on this. The way to properly maximize the space is to place them in the rows that separate the glasses.

    Undoubtedly your way leads to wasted space and therefore will result in a waste of water and energy in having to run the dishwasher more often OR requiring an excessive amount of glassware in the cupboard.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @NYCWD, so global warming is MY fault?!?!

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  52. Little Miss Sunshine State January 27, 2009 9:00 am

    I load my dishwasher in perfectly OCD rows in between the sticky-up things. Tall glasses on the left, short glasses on the right, coffee cups in the middle.

    Which is not saying that Becky has OCD.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Little Miss Sunshine State, ok that is just CRAZY, lady.

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  53. Tuli January 27, 2009 9:25 am

    My dishwasher’s manual said to NOT load things onto the tines. So I load the top rack as Becky does.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Tuli, I had no idea that dishwashers came with manuals on how to load. Seriously.

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  54. Beth at I Should Be Folding Laundry January 27, 2009 9:26 am

    BECKY DOES IT CORRECTLY.

    Thank you, Becky. I love you.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Beth at I Should Be Folding Laundry, you people are changing my life here today.

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  55. Corey January 27, 2009 9:27 am

    I put the dishes in whichever way allows me to maximize space. It varies depending on what I’m washing.

    I like silverware facing DOWN. So that when the kids unload the dishwasher, they are grabbing the handle and not the part that I put in my mouth.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Corey, I do silverware down also. At least I’m getting THAT right!

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  56. S January 27, 2009 9:27 am

    Yeah.. Becky does it right. You get way more stuff in there that way! :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @S, and I need more stuff in there!

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  57. Just Me January 27, 2009 9:29 am

    My rack is like Becky’s (all puns intended) :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Just Me, and mine is so, so not. At all. (Puns still intended)

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  58. Sarah January 27, 2009 9:30 am

    I do it like Becky. I think it’s more efficient.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sarah, it probably is more efficient and I had never known it was an option before now.

    Y’all are changing the world today.

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  59. Princess of the Universe January 27, 2009 9:36 am

    Yup, I do it Becky’s way too…
    xo

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Princess of the Universe, I am starting to feel very alone…

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  60. PaintingChef January 27, 2009 9:43 am

    I’m a Becky… loud and proud. But it took me YEARS to figure that shit out…

    As for wine glasses? I hand wash them because the dishwasher always gives them spots where the water pools in the two days it takes me to unload the dishwasher.

    (This is probably why I’ve taken to drinking wine out of juice glasses. Well, that and it cuts down on those pesky refills…)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @PaintingChef, I am 29 and feel like I am having my eyes opened for the first time.

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  61. Finn January 27, 2009 9:54 am

    Sorry babe, Becky. The tines are supposed to hold the stuff in place so it doesn’t wing around the dishwasher when the spray hits it. You can also fit more things in and they’ll be cleaner.

    I know all of this because we just got a new dishwasher and there were INSTRUCTIONS. Who knew? They should teach this in high school…

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Finn, they probably did teach this in highschool and I was too busy worrying about who I was going to bum a ride home with after class. Heh.

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  62. michael January 27, 2009 10:01 am

    We use a combination of the two, actually. Becky’s method works the best for us, but my wife and I have a 1.5 year old. And that means lots and lots of bottle accoutremen – little tops, rings, squishy rubber things, and so on.
    And, as the top is generally tightly packed with a rainbow of sippy-cups, the spokes work perfectly for those.
    By the bye, we’re a silverware up family, with the exception of knives – they go down – because I can absolutely guarantee the very first time a knife goes up is my first hospital visit in a long, long time!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @michael, the big knives I actually lay in the top rack to avoid any accidents. We’re an accident prone bunch in our house.

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  63. S January 27, 2009 10:04 am

    As others have said, I use a combination of methods. Glasses I load like Becky. Lightweight plastic cups need to be anchored, and I use the “plastic sticky up things” to hold them in place.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @S, if I didn’t have a POS basic model dishwasher, I’d have one of those arm things that come down and lay on TOP of the plastic, lightweight cups.

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  64. Sheila (Charm School Reject) January 27, 2009 10:09 am

    I’m sorry but I’m still trying to get over the fact that people have actually read their dishwasher manual.

    Anyway, I load it Becky’s way but the little cheapie plastic cups for kids and baby bottles go on the prongs, wedged strategically so that they don’t flip. Nothing pisses me off more than having those suckers flip and get full of grimy water – especially because they usually slosh all over the clean dishes. Big serving spoons are placed in between rows of the cups. And gladware and tupperware are just wedged on top, any which way.

    As far as silverware goes, I separate forks, spoons, butter knives and sharp knives – everything goes up but the sharp knives.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sheila (Charm School Reject), read? I didn’t even know there WAS a dishwasher manual.

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  65. kim January 27, 2009 10:17 am

    I load like Becky.

    I have a whole dishwasher tutorial if you would like me to demonstrate. My mother has dishwasher OCD, so I got a daily earful on how to load the dishwasher.

    Also, I load the sippy cups on the tines between the glassware.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @kim, you have a TUTORIAL!?!

    Yes. Please share.

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  66. DeannaBanana January 27, 2009 10:20 am

    A post about loading the dishwasher. And engaging the masses. Becky’s way is indeed more efficient. Sorry, toots. But seriously, is this not why we had kids??

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @DeannaBanana, yeah. I know. Tell me why I ever bother to use my freaking brain?!?! Because this? Is insanity. And slightly depressing.

    By the way – weren’t we supposed to have lunch today? I forgot your china box! Damn it!

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  67. Tracy January 27, 2009 10:22 am

    I have to admit that I had never had a dishwasher before we moved into our current rental, so I’m no expert…but I do it Becky’s way. :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Tracy, so even a beginner is doing it better than me.

    I am failing womanhood. Clearly.

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  68. Mrs. Schmitty January 27, 2009 10:30 am

    I’ve got to go with Becky. I load my dishwasher that way…and I’m completely anal-retentive. Just ask my hubby, I always find the need to reorganize the racks after he’s done loading it. It’s really kind of pathetic, come to think of it.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Mrs. Schmitty, OK – you people are nuts. REloading a dishwasher?!?!

    You have too much time on your hands. Come to my house and I’ll give you something to do. :-)

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  69. Betsey January 27, 2009 10:33 am

    I so have to go with Becky on this one. It just feels more organized.

    I do, however, put bottles ON the sticky uppy things.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Betsey, I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to go back to the old way after this.

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  70. Sybil Law January 27, 2009 10:35 am

    Um, not sure it even matters at this point, but I also do it Becky’s way.
    We are changing the world, one Britt at a time!
    Haha
    :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sybil Law, well – MY world anyway.

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  71. themuttprincess January 27, 2009 10:36 am

    I think both ways are right. As long as the dishes get cleaned. That is really all the dishwasher is for…

    So what I am saying is that I do it one way and my 13 y/o does it another and I can’t let it bother me because the dishes are clean. Sigh.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @themuttprincess, damn straight.

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  72. daisy January 27, 2009 10:47 am

    I am on Team Becky. But if I need to wash cups that are too tall and need to wash them on the bottom rack, then I do use the spokey things.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @daisy, maybe you should buy shorter cups. Problem solved!

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    daisy Reply:

    @Miss Britt, I really don’t have that many big cups. I was just trying to give you a point for your team. :)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @daisy, DAMMIT!! AND I RUINED IT!!!!

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  73. Krystle January 27, 2009 10:59 am

    I’d have to same I’m like Becky…!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Krystle, another vote for Becky. Man!

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  74. Stephanie January 27, 2009 11:35 am

    I have no clue, but I’m pumped that our new apartment has a dishwasher. The old one we were in didn’t, and dishes took WAY too long.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Stephanie, I remember my first dishwasher. It was HEAVEN for a good year afterwards!

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  75. Melissa January 27, 2009 11:38 am

    I do it Becky’s way… BUT, if there is room, between the bowls and the cups, I put the kids’ little plastic-type cups on the sticky-uppy things. Genius, I know.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Melissa, Becky puts the plastic cups between the glasses as some kind of packaging buffer.

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  76. Laurin January 27, 2009 11:45 am

    Sorry, I’m on Team Becky. Reading this has made me realize I have ocd about this. I re-arrange everything my husband puts in and I get more than mildly annoyed when people put utensils up (except sharp knives, which go down).

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Laurin, maybe you should come over to my house and give me a demonstration. You know, if it will help you sleep at night.

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    Laurin Reply:

    @Miss Britt, Oh, but then I would have to re-fold all of your towels my special way. :)

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  77. Donna January 27, 2009 12:12 pm

    I do it the way that you do. Then I met the hubby who does it the way Becky does. So we do it two different ways.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Donna, ha! Yes! Thank you!

    I am not alone!!!

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  78. Karen Sugarpants January 27, 2009 12:24 pm

    Ummmm Becky. All the way. Sorry sistah. And please send Becky here in 17 days. I will need help with other life/home things. My sons would love her!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Karen Sugarpants, yeah, kids ADORE Becky. Shocking, I know.

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  79. Lee the MWOB Queen January 27, 2009 12:32 pm

    Wow the internets loves dishwasher loading debate. :-)

    Sorry Britt – Becky is so doing it right. You can fit way more that way. And it just looks so much nicer. :-)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Lee the MWOB Queen, it DOES look nicer.

    And yeah. Who knew the Internet was so passionate about dishwashing??

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  80. Appalled January 27, 2009 12:50 pm

    …shakes head sadly…

    I would have at least thought Jared would have straightened you out by now. I blame him, unless he thus far has managed to avoid the dishwasher entirely. In which case, high five for him.

    BTW, I’m sure I could get Brian to give you a training course. He’s an OCD dishwasher rearranger too, shocking, I know.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Appalled, I never thought to ask if Jared does it differently. And he DOES load the dishwasher, too…

    I’m going to have to test this out tonight.

    (Please don’t tell your mom I am so hopelessly undomesticated.)

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  81. Turnbaby January 27, 2009 1:04 pm

    Becky’s doing it ‘right’—my dishwasher has special trays that hold stemmed glasses.

    If it’s any consolation Brad used to do it the way you do *giggling*

    @ Miss Becky—I’ll lay in a supply of washcloths

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Turnbaby, because YOU clearly do not have a shitty ass builder grade basic model dishwasher that some MORON installed when they built your house.

    Ahem.

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    Turnbaby Reply:

    @Miss Britt, No it’s pretty fancy but also frustrating as the new everyday plates (Lennox Butler’s Pantry) I bought when I moved are TOO BIG to fit in the drawers.

    yeah

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  82. radioactivegirltori January 27, 2009 1:07 pm

    In our house we do it both ways. My husband is more likely to do it your way, and I am more likely to do it Becky’s way. But if someone (him) has already filled up half the dishwasher, I am more likely to continue the way he began. And if there are really tall glasses, I do it your/my husband’s way too. Right now I’d just be happy if my dishwasher didn’t leak and wasn’t constantly breaking.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @radioactivegirltori, I haaaate our dishwasher. But at least it isn’t leaking.

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  83. Kim January 27, 2009 2:37 pm

    Sorry but I am with Becky. We use the tines(sticky up things) to separate bowls and tupperware lids but put cups to the side of the tines as ato sepaarate rows. Plus you can fit more this way! Sorry! This may not be the correct way but it is how we do it.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Kim, I am going to have to plan an extensive experiment to test this “you can get more in” theory.

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    Kim Reply:

    @Miss Britt,
    Oh please try it. I am a very busy Mom and Grandma pf 2 who only crams so much house work into one day! I am all for getting it done as quick as possible. Let me know how it turns out for you!

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  84. Lisa January 27, 2009 2:47 pm

    My husband does it your way, but I do it BOTH ways. It just depends on what I’m loading!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Lisa, does that make you dishes ambidextrous?

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  85. Jaime January 27, 2009 2:51 pm

    I load my dishwasher EXACTLY like Becky. The “sticky uppy things” (hee!) are too tall for most things, and they are in a neat row as opposed to offset along the way. I believe these “sticky uppy things” are to hold the glasses from clinking together when the dishwasher runs. (They clink if you put them on the “sticky uppy things.”)

    I don’t know which way is really right. But I do know that the latest dishwashers that have the pull down racks for wine glass stems clearly expect the washer to be loaded Becky-style.

    As long as the shit comes out clean, whatever works is the right way.

    Ciao.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Jaime, I’ve never noticed mine clinking. But I am obviously CLUELESS about dishes! lol

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  86. Josie January 27, 2009 2:55 pm

    Obviously Becky is on to something but I too use the sticky uppy things to anchor the glasses.
    Tonight, I will try Beckey’s style….

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Josie, that’s what *I* am doing tonight, too!

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  87. Bonnie B. January 27, 2009 3:19 pm

    Okay, I’m just dog-piling on the Becky Bandwagon, but I do it this way too.

    Britt, I’m am dying laughing at the image in my head of you standing in front of your dishwasher tonight, totally paralyzed!!!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Bonnie B., that’s exactly how it went down!! lol

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  88. Ren January 27, 2009 3:27 pm

    Wow, hot topic.

    I actually use a combination — I load the cups on the outer row like Becky, but then I still put other cups on the tines in the gaps between the cups in the first row. Not sure I’m explaining that very well, though….

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Ren, come to find out, that’s how Jared does it too!

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  89. Steve January 27, 2009 4:06 pm

    My wife gave birth to two dishwashers (and more recently, a dishwasher in training). I don’t know exactly how they load the dishwasher, but I can tell you based upon the results that however they do it is the wrong way. ;)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Steve, I have a similar problem with my dishwasher unloader.

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  90. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing] January 27, 2009 4:38 pm

    I’m with Becky, and so is Good Housekeeping. I happened to catch them doing a show on loading the dishwasher (don’t ask), and she said everything loaded facing down NOT on the sticky-uppy-things.

    You’ve been schooled. Not by me – by Good Housekeeping. Send them your letters.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing], and Martha Stewart too. DAmn.

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  91. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake January 27, 2009 4:53 pm

    I do it like Becky. I bet she’s super cool like me too.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Heather, Queen of Shake Shake, she IS super cool like you.

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  92. Wendy January 27, 2009 5:01 pm

    Wow. I load like Becky. And I rearrange when someone (namely hubby) loads wrong. And I CANNOT STAND for silverware to be up. My exact thought was “how do you unload the silverware without touching the eating end?” when I saw you loaded them up except the knives. And then Becky answered confirmed the right way to load the silverware is down. I rearrange that when needed as well. Sorry. I’ll have to remember to take washcloths with me. That’s a really good idea.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Wendy, maybe it’s because I have two little kids – I just assume someone’s fingers have been all over anything I’m putting in my mouth.

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  93. Emily January 27, 2009 5:53 pm

    I am sorry to say that Becky and I, we are one. I’m an in-between-the-tine-er.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Emily, an “in-between-the-tine-er”. LOL. I like that!

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  94. Momma January 27, 2009 6:23 pm

    You’re not using your head, Britt. My son in law, my oldest daughter, my husband all hate the way I load the dishwasher…..they say I failed ‘dishwasher 101″….and as a result they don’t let me do the dishes. ;o) ;o) ;o)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Momma, I went two years without doing dishes once after Jared and my dad sat around making fun of how I did them.

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  95. mikkie January 27, 2009 6:32 pm

    Another vote for Becky’s way here. And if someone else doesn’t load it correctly (glasses on one side, bowls on another), I’ll re-do it the “right” way. It’s a sickness…. LOL!!!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @mikkie, I suppose as sicknesses go.. it’s not the worst one you could have. ;-)

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  96. SciFi Dad January 27, 2009 7:15 pm

    Becky’s way, unless the cup has a critical tipping angle less than 30°, in which case I use the spoke to maintain the cup in an upright position.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @SciFi Dad, oh. Yes. Um. Of course.

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  97. Zandor January 27, 2009 7:41 pm

    I actually do it both ways.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Zandor, I’m just going to go ahead and count that as a check in MY column. I need it!

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  98. Darla January 27, 2009 8:02 pm

    Sorry to say Britt, you would be voted off the island at my house.

    You friend Becky on the other hand? Totally partnering up with her!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Darla, can’t I just be voted to the living room??

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  99. Fantastagirl January 27, 2009 8:43 pm

    It depends on how much stuff I have and what glasses were used… The smaller plastic cups go on the outside and the flap goes over top – that way they don’t flip out.

    Silverware – Knives pointed down – everything else is up… another question – do you sort your silverware – all spoons in one section, forks in another etc ?

    (And I’ve been known to reload the dishwasher – but I try really hard not to do that, because as long as it all gets clean it okay.)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Fantastagirl, I need a dishwasher with a flap.

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  100. Kelley January 27, 2009 9:11 pm

    Becky. She wins.

    Britt, what the HELL are you thinking? Come to my house, that damn thing gets loaded eleventy hundred times a day. You will get lots of practice in the ways of loading the dishwasher Little Grasshopper.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Kelley, better yet, how about you come to MY house and you can throw in a “how to fold towels properly” lesson at the same time!

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  101. Nobody™ January 27, 2009 9:20 pm

    You’re wrong. Becky’s right.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Nobody™, hey, the dishes get CLEAN. So, I’m only half wrong, I think.

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  102. Ashleigh January 27, 2009 9:53 pm

    I definitely do it the ‘Becky’ way, and stick stuff all over the place as long as it fits in between the rows:) My mom however, if around at the moment, will unload and reload the dishwasher if things are not up to her ’standards’.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Ashleigh, I need someone to come over and reload my dishwasher for me every day.

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  103. Deb on the Rocks January 27, 2009 9:55 pm

    Becky’s way is too anal to me. I’m down with the Britt stick-it-on-the-spindle.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Deb on the Rocks, wooooo hooo! Someone finally sides with me!

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  104. Musing January 27, 2009 10:27 pm

    I load Becky-style.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Musing, you and everyone else, it looks like.

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  105. Patti January 27, 2009 10:57 pm

    I’ve never really taken note of how I load the dishwasher…just throw stuff in…and I’m now disturbingly excited to unload my dishwasher later to find out. Because I need one more thing to be compulsive about. Thanks for that.

    Seriously? This many people being this invested in how we load our dishwashers? So awesome and hilarious!!!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Patti, apparently the dishwasher is the heart of America. LOL

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  106. OTC January 28, 2009 12:00 am

    I saw you quoting Step Brothers over on Dad Gone Mad. So, I followed you to your blog home and find out I’m loading my dishwasher all wrong?! I’m with you on the sticky uppy anchor things. We’re clearly a minority, but that doesn’t matter when we’re clearly right. ;-)

    (and the cooter juice on the washcloth comment…hilarious…i feel the same about towels, always fearful i’m drying my face on the same place i dried my bunghole the previous day)

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @OTC, I should warn you, my blog is not always this educational.

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  107. Shawna January 28, 2009 1:07 am

    Your friend is cleary not retarded. And um you….sorry honey but one can put WAY more dishes in the dishwasher if one uses it as your friend Becky does. In a house with six people eating three meals a day, this is VERY important.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Shawna, I think, having been schooled on the proper way now, I’m going to have to buy more dishes!

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  108. Sarcastic Mom January 28, 2009 2:02 am

    Hah. I do it Becky’s way primarily, but a bit of your way always sneaks in, lovely Britt.

    Check out the photo I took just for you, just now:

    Top Rack

    So there ya go. You’re both right. Says me!

    Heh.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Sarcastic Mom, can I tell you how much I love that you are sending me dishwasher porn?

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  109. Amber January 28, 2009 2:19 am

    I load the dishes the same way Becky does. It creates more room, so you can fit more in.

    Which goes a long way in creating the illusion of a clean house, lol.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Amber, I’m all about illusions of clean.

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  110. Nix January 28, 2009 2:52 am

    I’m with Becks!

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Nix, dang it! Not another one!

    This is a conspiracy!

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  111. MariaV January 28, 2009 9:19 am

    Sorry, Britt! I’m with Becky on this one.

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  112. Marinka January 28, 2009 10:09 am

    I feel like this is a trick question. Because loading wise, of course Becky is right. I mean, adoy.
    But then she has wooden spoons in the dishwasher and everyone knows that that’s wrong and Unamerican.

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  113. Elaine at Lipstickdaily January 28, 2009 11:08 am

    Becky has it totally right. Of course, my husband always does the dishes so I avoid the dishwasher. Except to clench my teeth when I see him washing every dish with soap before he puts them in. Turns out, this actually caused our dishwasher to malfunction recently – - YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO WASH THE DISHES FIRST! Ooops, that was a rant.

    What about the sheets on the bed thing – - do you put them on upside down so the pretty side shows up when you turn it over the blanket?

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  114. Erin January 28, 2009 4:36 pm

    I’m a little of both. I load the “becky” way until it’s full and then stick plastic kid cups on the “sticky-up things” to maximize the amount I can get in there! :)

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  115. Elizabeth Kaylene January 28, 2009 4:41 pm

    Uhh, I’m not really sure. Our dishwasher is broken so it’s been ages since I’ve loaded one. I did dishes for my boyfriend’s mom and I can’t remember how I loaded the dishwasher.

    I think both ways are right, it just depends on your preference.

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  116. Viviane January 29, 2009 6:19 pm

    I also usually use them as row dividers but every now and then I put something on top of a sticky thing. Depends on how it fits into the dishwasher.

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    Miss Britt Reply:

    @Viviane, you seem to be in good company!

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  117. PocketCT January 30, 2009 11:25 am

    I think that there are models that encourage using the tines as holders and others that use them as row dividers. My current uses them as row dividers, my last dishwasher was the other way. Took some getting used to. In my current one if you stick the tines in the glasses they will fly around and break! My sweetie would put the glasses in and I felt like and OCD freak reloading it all the time. But whatever, the shoe fits or the glasses break.

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  118. The Mad White Woman January 30, 2009 12:34 pm

    I have to agree with Becky on this one Britt. That’s how I load my dishwasher, and the glasses stay put. With two little ones in the house, we’ve got plastic cups galore and if they are put in the dishwasher the way you did them, on the tines, then they end up flying around on me and I’ve had a few fall down to the bottom and melt against the heating element. Not fun to clean up let me tell ya!

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  119. Sarcastica January 31, 2009 3:31 pm

    When you figure it out, let me know because I still have no idea on how to load a dishwasher ;)

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  120. kelly February 1, 2009 10:17 pm

    oh my- i use the sticky-uppy things as guidelines except for when the cup is to large to fit along side THEN i put them in the cup.
    but seriously? what is with people putting bowls on the top rack? eww.

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  121. Marie February 3, 2009 1:09 am

    Oh my word! The comments were hilarious!
    First time I have read your blog, but certainly enjoyed the back and forth.
    I am pretty sure that the sticky uppie things are the guides. I fit everything in between and it packs pretty tightly, hence I never have anything move. So um, Becky’s way! So sorry!
    Silverware is an up and down kinda thing. The book (ahem) says put some up, some down and then they won’t “spoon” together and not get clean.
    Hugs,
    Marie

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  122. Lynda February 10, 2009 5:55 pm

    I do it Becky’s way, unless the glass is too big, then I do it your way.

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  123. Anna April 1, 2009 12:15 am

    I stumbled across your blog while googling the proper way to load a dishwasher, which my sister and I debated today. I load it your way. I think that the other way, my sister’s and Becky’s way, is definitely wrong… when done that way, I’ve found quite a few plastic cups right side up filled with disgusting dish water residue. Yuck. That never happens my way. You’re right!

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