Bloggers Who Are Too Lazy For Words

by Miss Britt on November 13, 2008

Do you know what is my biggest blogging pet peeve?

When people just randomly throw up pictures of their kids or family members or friends and are all “Oh, look! Isn’t So and So awesome?!?!” and you’re all “Uh… I guess you had to be there.”

Harry

sully

Best trick or treating ever

Or what about when every parent on the freaking planet feels the need to do the blow by blow “You’ll never guess what WE did this weekend?!?!” on the Monday after a major holiday? I mean seriously, how many times can we be expected to say “Oh, wow, they have Halloween in Arizona too?!?! NO WAY!!”

The Wizard

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GAH! I hate that! One day I’m going to breakdown and leave the comment we all really want to leave that says “this would only be interesting if I was your mother!”

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Devin as Harry Potter

I mean, do these bloggers really think random strangers give two craps about random pictures of random people in your life? Like you’re Brad freaking Pitt or something and “Oh my God! Look! Your kids walk up right too! Oooh!”

Don’t you just hate that? I know.
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49 Comments so far

  1. avitable November 12, 2008 6:30 pm

    I can see that Becky’s not aware of the open container law in Florida.

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  2. Britt's Mom November 13, 2008 12:12 am

    LOL oh Devin makes THE best Harry Potter EVER!!!! I couldn’t wait to see these pictures because he IS so HP but these exceeded my expectations!

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  3. Sarah November 13, 2008 12:39 am

    WOW! Your son looks just like Harry Potter! I like picture-filled posts. :)

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  4. Amanda November 13, 2008 12:40 am

    Harry Potter is cool an all, but Emma’s costume is completely awesome

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  5. OHmommy November 13, 2008 12:40 am

    My kids are soooooo much better looking than Brad Pitt. GAH!

    Heart this post.

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  6. Dave2 November 13, 2008 12:47 am

    Usually, I am the same. But that costume Emma is wearing is so fantastically amazing that I’m willing to overlook this transgression on your part. Seriously cool Halloween costume.

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  7. Little Miss Sunshine State November 13, 2008 12:53 am

    STOP posting those extremely cute pictures of your kids ;-)
    Devin IS the cutest Harry Potter ever.
    It’s a good thing someone said “Sully” because I was thinking Emma was a cute little blue furry thing.

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  8. hello haha narf November 13, 2008 1:06 am

    guess you had to be there. WAIT! i WAS there. and it was awesome. although your photos are spectacular. way to capture those gorgeous kids. but couldn’t you have done something to make me look not like such a drunk trick or treating. hehe

    adam, i know about open container laws. do you know about speed limits? ha!

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  9. Faiqa November 13, 2008 1:11 am

    Just the cutest Harry Potter I’ve ever seen… like the 8 commenters before me and the 50 afterwards will say. They both are really gorgeous.

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  10. Sarah November 13, 2008 1:18 am

    Those costumes are so cute. Emma’s is adorable.

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  11. lizriz November 13, 2008 1:54 am

    OMG the cuteness.

    :)

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  12. Kath. November 13, 2008 4:36 am

    I love the fact that Emma is still happy to go out as a cute blue furry thing, she will want to go all sexy belly top and micro skirt a lot sooner than you’re prepared for…
    I don’t have any pre-teen daughters. I just live next to a school.

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  13. Maria November 13, 2008 4:44 am

    I like photo posts. Awesome costumes.

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  14. always home and uncool November 13, 2008 6:05 am

    Parent bloggers suck. But if that’s all they did, they wouldn’t be parents.

    Now would we?

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  15. Blondefabulous November 13, 2008 6:32 am

    Hmmm…. I do that all the time. I guess I suck. Thank you for pointing that out.

    I would, however, like to interject that I was NOT on of the dumbass masses that practically ran to TwitterRater to find out just how badly I sucked, only to find out it was something designed to steal my password. At least I don’t suck THAT much.

    Thank you. Your kids look cute, by the way.

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  16. Dawn November 13, 2008 6:55 am

    Gorgeousness!!!!!

    or

    This would only be interesting if I was your mother!

    Nah, I’m going with my first thought… gorgeousness!!!!!!

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  17. Mrs. Schmitty November 13, 2008 7:03 am

    OMG…YES! I just HATE THAT! LOL

    Your kids are adorable!! And your son? The most PERFECT Harry Potter!

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  18. SciFi Dad November 13, 2008 7:07 am

    I know you posted this with tongue firmly planted in cheek, but I actually used to recap my weekend every single Monday. Originally, it was because that was when I spent the most time with my daughter. But over time I realized exactly what you’re saying: unless something actually happened that was worth mentioning to someone other than family, there was no point.

    With that being said, I’m guilty of posting with images of my son interspersed throughout the text, but it’s not my fault he’s so damn cute. (And actually people tend to say more about his pics than my posts… dunno what that says about my writing or my readers, though.)

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  19. Nat November 13, 2008 7:16 am

    I love the Sully costume! How you managed not to want to snuggle her all night I’ll never know.

    Dude, to people give out beer to the grown ups?

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  20. Robin November 13, 2008 7:21 am

    What was with people trick or treating with liquor this year? I feel like I missed out!! Your kids are adorable. :)

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  21. Turnbaby November 13, 2008 7:55 am

    Devin is adorable and Emma is beyond cuteness(wasn’t she hot?) but that devil chick –WOOOOOOO*giggle*

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  22. Kristin November 13, 2008 8:00 am

    I love seeing pictures of your kids!
    Man they are getting so big! It’s time for another one!

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  23. Clown November 13, 2008 8:05 am

    Human children…

    ..
    .
    Uh… Yeah.

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  24. B.E. Earl November 13, 2008 8:05 am

    I fucking hate posts like that! ;)

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  25. Malia November 13, 2008 9:02 am

    You know, I went out trick or treating with my kids dressed as a pirate lady (or saucy wench, you decide) and I got offered a lot of candy, but no beer. I think it’s time to move!

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  26. DemMom November 13, 2008 9:25 am

    Glad to see I’m not the only one who trick or treats with beer! I hate Halloween and trick or treating, must.have.alcohol.

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  27. Sybil Law November 13, 2008 9:32 am

    I seriously don’t mind looking at the CUTE kids – it’s the ugly ones that bug me.
    Haha!
    They look awesome! Emma did not look thrilled in that first pic – I’m glad she had fun! She’s so cute! Devin’s the best Harry Potter – I love it!

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  28. A Whole Lot of Nothing November 13, 2008 9:51 am

    I hate it when I post pictures.

    Except when I do, cause my kids are the cuteness.

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  29. Sheila (Charm School Reject) November 13, 2008 10:43 am

    It took me a few minutes of looking at picture number two to figure out that he was Harry Potter. Yup. I kept thinking, man that lightening bolt looks familiar. Sorry but I never really bought into the Harry Potter craze. Either way, he looks really cute! And Emma? o.m.g. But she had to have been a sweaty mess at the end of the night.

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  30. Heather, Queen of Shake Shake November 13, 2008 10:43 am

    Those parent bloggers are so self-absorbed.

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  31. melanie November 13, 2008 10:54 am

    I love seeing pictures of blogger’s kids. Some of them I have watched grow up and it’s almost like they are family.

    I love the costumes!

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  32. Hilly November 13, 2008 12:02 pm

    Wait wait wait, Florida has an open container law and I was walking around with that drunkard all night? We could have all been arrested then Sully and Harry would have had to bail us out!

    Kidding!

    Seriously, is it wrong that I’m jealous that I don’t even have enough pictures to do a photo essay and not have to use words on my blog?

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  33. yoshi November 13, 2008 12:08 pm

    haha you’re kids are adorable. totally harry potter!

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  34. Melissa November 13, 2008 1:24 pm

    What a great post. This is cracking me up. I found you through Amy (Permission to Peruse; another hot blogger) and I can’t stop reading your stuff. Seriously, must get back to work … but can’t stop …

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  35. twinkie November 13, 2008 2:13 pm

    Heeeeee! I love Monster’s Inc. Great movie. I have the Sully doll with motion sensors and I used to put it right by the front door so whenever somebody walked in the house they’d get the fuck scared out of them. tee hee.

    Of course I had to put it away after a while because everyone was on to me.

    Your son looks like a very authentic Harry Potter. Sooooo adorable.

    My son always wants to dress like a girl on Halloween. I’m not sure if that is a sign of things to come or what the hell. But there you go.

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  36. Trihsk November 13, 2008 2:47 pm

    Okay, guess that means I can post more pictures of my dog?

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  37. Coal Miner's Granddaughter November 13, 2008 3:57 pm

    Wonderful pictures, beautiful family, and

    A+, Grade A, Extra Large, Outstanding Blog Post! :)

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  38. Finn November 13, 2008 4:24 pm

    Mmmm… beer.

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  39. Shash November 13, 2008 5:55 pm

    The kids are SOOOOO cute!!!!

    Congrats on the Orlando Sentinel piece. Loved it! Wish the kids could play outside more. :(

    Great job!

    Shash

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  40. Kathulhu November 13, 2008 5:57 pm

    I have to say that I am guilty of doing both – blogging with only photos of my kids and blow by blow blogging. But in my defense, I’m blogging for myself. If people don’t like to read that kind of blog, they can go away. :p

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  41. Miss Britt November 13, 2008 8:32 pm

    avitable: those laws don’t count when you’re in the Cool Neighborhood on Halloween. Believe me.

    Britt’s Mom: uhh, mom? I sent you a link to the entire set about a week ago.

    Sarah: I was pretty tickled with how his homemade costume turned out.

    Amanda: it was a hand-me-down from her brother too.

    OHmommy: hahahhaahaha

    Dave2: I spent way too much money on it about 4 years ago for Devin, thinking it’d be the last time I’d get to force someone to do “cute and fuzzy” for Halloween.

    Little Miss Sunshine State: hahahaha, yeah, it’s still a little big on her so it can be hard to tell.

    hello haha narf: but you were so CUTE in that picture!

    At least I didn’t post the video of you and Jared plotting to run away together. ;-)

    Faiqa: thanks. They’ve got good genes I think.

    Sarah: well we thought so – thank you. :D

    lizriz: OK, I need 40 ways to say “thanks! my kids are awesome!” any ideas?

    Kath: me. too.

    Maria: well you’re in luck – WE HAVE PHOTOS!

    always home and uncool: oh you are so witty today. And I got it right away! Really!

    Blondefabulous: TWITTERRANK IS AWESOME!! hehehehehehe

    By the way, you know this post was all tongue in cheek, right?

    Dawn: thank you. :-)

    Mrs. Schmitty: you should hear his Patronus spell!

    SciFi Dad: in all seriousness – pictures almost always add to a post.

    Nat: they actually do in this neighborhood. But just on major holidays.

    Robin: it makes hundreds of kids shrieking up and down the street a little more… relaxing, I think.

    Turnbaby: that Devil chick was quite the trick or treater, too.

    Kristin: bite. your. tongue.

    In fact? Swallow it.

    Clown: YOU LOVE IT!!!

    B.E. Earl: heh

    Malia: maybe that’s why people get bussed into our neighborhood for Halloween.

    DemMom: I’m starting to think I’m the only one who trick or treats WITHOUT beer.

    Sybil Law: I think Emma could take or leave the whole thing to be honest

    A Whole Lot of Nothing: SLACKER!

    Sheila (Charm School Reject): yep, a dripping sweaty mess.

    Heather, Queen of Shake Shake: I know, it’s shameful!

    melanie: yeah, me too. But don’t tell!

    Hilly: maybe you should take more pictures.

    yoshi: thank you!

    Melissa: I feel like I should apologize in advance. You’re probably about to wade through a whole lotta crap. lol

    twinkie: but Sully isn’t scary! My daughter uses her Sully doll at bed time even.

    Trihsk: yes. Exactly.

    Coal Miner’s Granddaughter: hehehehhe

    Finn: I hear some people think it’s good.

    Shash: thanks babe

    Kathulhu: I think everyone should be blogging with that in mind.

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  42. Aimee Greeblemonkey November 13, 2008 11:14 pm

    I give those lazy bloggers a hallpass when either Harry Potter or Monsters Inc is involved.

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  43. Poppy November 14, 2008 6:45 am

    Emma looks so happy to be Kitty!

    I love Monsters, Inc. Maybe I should watch it again this weekend.

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  44. Multi-Tasking Mommy November 14, 2008 7:48 am

    Wow! That is one awesome Harry Potter. I’m super impressed!

    And, I’m guilty as charged with regards to posting cute photos today. Sorry to disappoint :(

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  45. Clayton November 16, 2008 10:20 pm

    Unless of course, your entire purpose of creating a blog was to make it very easy for friends and family who are genuinely interested in seeing family pics. Though, maybe I don’t have a blog, maybe I’m just using blogging software for other reasons.

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  46. Jeremy November 17, 2008 1:11 am

    So I’m not really sure what the blue fuzzy costume is, but I have some VERY important questions about it like What is it? Did you make it? Can you make one to fit a full-grown man? I kinda want one for next year…

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  47. twinkie November 17, 2008 5:06 pm

    You’re right, sully ISN’T scary but a motion sensor one stratigectly placed in the darkest room of your house by the stairs is.

    He used to yell” RWOOAAAAARRRRR” then he’d say a cute other bit of phrases making fun of you for being startled. It was cute.

    The element of surprise was what was scary.

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  48. Courtney November 19, 2008 2:39 pm

    They’re so cute! Sully is fantastically cute, but I have to admit that I’m a little partial to your little Harry Potter. He looks so spot-on!

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  49. Exabire May 5, 2009 9:11 am

    mm. funny..

    Reply

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