Comments on: Smoke 'em if you got 'em

By: Clayton

Clayton — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:31:49 +0000

A couple more suggestions. 1) My dad lets his employees leave three times a week to work out and pays for their membership at a local gym. 2) Ever thought of installing a punching bag, aside from getting sweaty, which sounds like its happening any way, in 3 minutes you could have your conversation, get tired and decide to quit, and get out any need for physical release.

By: Poppy

Poppy — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:51:25 +0000

Some of the lower numbered ones made me laugh really hard. I know, an inspirational comment. Whadda ya want? I’M FULL OF TOFU!!! NUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 02:22:52 +0000

Britt…step away from Adam’s shorts….that is NOT something you want to put in your mouth and suck on. But the lighting it on fire part is an idea…….

By: avitable

avitable — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:01:35 +0000

Amanda, I said we were going to ride them, not fuck them! Dave, oh, I'm sure she does. Hello, I know! Nobody will ever believe that's what she actually sounded like. Sarah, I'm like a rock. Hilly, I'll be there for you. LMSS, oh just shut it and give me a fuckin' cigarette already GARARHAGAGHA! Dana, that's very noble of you. Marty, it's a cigar. Fogspinner, ooh, good point. Judy C, she's too cheap for that. Catherine, I'm an onomatopoet. Undomestic Diva, it does smell good, you're right. Kay, why would you want to burn my big ol' cigar? Lexi, I'm like some crazy hypnotoad. Karl, get on that fucking wagon! Clayton, she's eating low carb, too! Blue Streak, good! Bucky, that's what my Aryan brothers tell me. Kapgar, no, but her exhale blows them around like a snowstorm. HG, exactly! Britt, I probably should. Blondefabulous, I wear that tile proudly. Faiqa, dolphins have strong backs. Whall, now we're going to have to kill you. Robin, I just did. Kristin, you know I'm joking, right? I want her to stop. DB, well, it is sticky in my pants. Maggie, you're just trying to bum our smokes. Turnbaby, that's sexy. Sue, which means she'd be even more desperate to get in my pants. Lisa, I know - it's all a myth! And you mean farce. Finn, now I'll never fall for that. Angie, they like it. Metalmom, I know. I'm a mensch. Finn, suuuure. TMP, I'm clearly joking! I support her quitting completely. Becky, yes, she is. NYCWD, how's your quitting coming along? Robina, a hug in my pants maybe. Steve, what if it's consensual? Sybil, c'mon. It wasn't believable at all! Evil Genius, there's a cigar, though. Shelli, nobody should ever listen to me. Julia, it will taste better and be less filling. Trukindog, oh, if anyone can, she can. Winter, he's just jealous of my cigarette penis. SciFi Dad, exactly!

By: SciFi Dad

SciFi Dad — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:35:28 +0000

With friends like these, who needs enemies?

By: Winter

Winter — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:17:39 +0000

I was laughing really hard at the smokes hiding in Adam’s shorts… then I read Marty’s comment. My ribs hurt now. A lot. LOL

By: Trukindog

Trukindog — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:15:58 +0000

Adam’s just being selfish Britt stick to it darlin. In my best Rob Schneider voice
YOU CAN DO IT!

By: Julia

Julia — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:06:19 +0000

Great! I quit over two weeks ago and was fine – until now :banghead: now I really want a cig, badly!

@Britt: Whatever you find in these short might feel amazingly similar to a cigarette in size, but it won’t taste the same when you suck on it and I can’t imagine that a cigarette ever spit in your face mg:

Greets Julia

By: Shelli

Shelli — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:10:51 +0000

Don’t listen to Adam.

By: Evil Genius

Evil Genius — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:46:17 +0000

No, Brit, don’t listen to Avi! It’s all a ruse to get you into his shorts – there aren’t even any ciggies in there!!! Run far, run fast!!!