by Miss Britt on August 1, 2008
“What the hell was THAT?”
I’m just sayin’.
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I once said “was that you or the cat??”
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oh my fuck, that is funny.
i’m just saying.
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Another thing that isn’t good is the instant you reach the exiting climatic end is saying something like, “Hey, I read in the Dispatch today…”
This might lead your partner to say, “Delmer, we’re having sex. I don’t want to talk about current events!”
(Which will be a lot less troubling if your name happens to be “Delmer.”)
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I’ve said those exact same words.
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I usually don’t talk in the bedroom. Due to the gag.
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wow.
I once said, “That does NOT go there.”
I feel ya.
Well…i haven’t felt you, but, umm…whatever.
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Need more info. Which one of you said it and what *was* that? Also, were the lights on or off?
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What was it??
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All those comments like - ‘Is it in yet?’or ‘Are you done yet?’ are definitely not the way to go. Not that I’ve ever said them.
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Uh-oh…..
Do we need a trip to Fairvilla?
Thanks for going to the movies with us last night. Had a blast! See you soon!
Shash
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Honestly, I’ve never been bothered by comments like that. Yes, I am single. Why do you ask?
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“Uh…surprise?”
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That’s almost as good as, “where’d ya learn that?”
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A perfectly rational thing to say…if you’ve just had an earthquake. It WAS an earthquake, right?
FMD
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Ok when I first read it -I thought it said
how not to communicate with your PARENTS in the bedroom… and I thought - WHAT THE HELL IS BRITT DOING? Just sayin.
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Oh hell… did it have batteries? You may be headed into unchartered territory.
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ANACONDA!!!!!
(or maybe earthworm?)
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I once said “would you stop doing that, it really bugs me!”
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So? What the hell was it????
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Be afraid, be very afraid. ha ha ha ha ha
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Oh man that is funny. But I have never experienced that. I get a lot of “that’s not it honey”, but fine otherwise…
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LMAO! At least you are having a good time while the kids are away!
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Are you sleeping with my husband?
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Oh gosh I could tell you the funniest story right now. Which would then traumatize you for life.
But I’m just sayin’.
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Britt’s Mom, you totally need to tell the traumatizing story. In the comments.
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I second that. We need to hear Britt’s Mom’s story.
Trauma!
Trauma!
Trauma!
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reminds me of the time my first husband realized something wasn’t clicking and looked up to find me biting my nails
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I’m reading this two ways. One is very, very good. The other is very, very bad.
My ‘first’ would make me take my watch off during sex. Heh.
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That’s #2 on my list of awkward bedroom situations. #1 are any and all weird noises during sex.
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Priceless!
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WWWaaAaAa a a a a a a aa a splat
Ego crashing and burning
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Niiiice.
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This doesn’t have anything to do with the white dress shirt idea you wanted to try out?
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That’s right up there with “Oops”.
I DO think you should tell us the rest of the story.
J.
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I’ve never said that, but I have said, “Just try harder!”
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I’ve been told that I’ve said worse.
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heh…
Heheh…
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Hahahahahahaha…
Haaaaaaaahhahahahahahaha…
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Bwahahahhhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He’s funny …
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The question remains… what was that?
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if it was more than a minute and a half, you beat *my* mid-week , um, treat…
seriously a minute and a half.
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Hee hee–See if you turned the lights on….just sayin
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Well, at least you and Jared are obviously making use of your kid-free time, hahaha :)
As for your previous post… it always amazes me the Mother’s Intuition that speaks so loudly and clearly to a Mom’s Heart and tells her when there is something NOT RIGHT with one of her children.
You, Miss Britt, are an incredible mother. And even though Emma isn’t fine right now, she will be - which, you already know, I’m sure. :)(Even if it is when she gets back home)
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Uh, did this involve noxious odors and someone who lifted up the covers? If so, yuck.
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Oh shit.
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I believe I’ve heard the same words mumbled….but just have not had the guts to post them! Cheers to you!
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How many please will it take for Britt’s Mom to tell. her. story.
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Too funny. Must have been an AHA moment.
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Guys, I suck at responding to comments this weekend - but I hope you all know that I read them all by email and giggle my ass off.
Except for those of you encouraging the damnation of my delicate psyche.
You fuckers? Are all going to hell.
Or Wal*Mart, at the very least.
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That’s exactly how we communicate too. :)
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Or… “Who the hell was THAT?!?!?” I hate it when that happens.
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Too funny!
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