Comments on: Did I Ever Tell You About The Time Jared Peed All Over?

By: New Age Bitch

New Age Bitch — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 21:08:32 +0000

Wait, doesn’t everybody have a sleep-peeing-in-the-closet story?

Or was that just me?

By: Marney

Marney — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:03:26 +0000

Now I’m slightly less embarassed to admit that my husband has peed:

in the camper sink,
in the corner of the bedroom (x2),
behind the dresser (yes, he even moved it first),
just outside the back door to our house.

It mortifies me to think that there are probably many more times that I don’t know about.

By: Kristin

Kristin — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 12:15:05 +0000

I remember this. In fact, I think I have recounted this story a few times to people I know that have husbands that do the same thing.
LOL!

By: Wildflower

Wildflower — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:56:01 +0000

I…
can only sit here and laugh at the visuals I’ve got now embedded in my skull (tysvm )

Seriously… even though I’m TYPING words … I’m, at a loss LOL

:clap:

By: Mik

Mik — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 06:26:47 +0000

I’ve peed in a laundry hamper while asleep, it needed washing anyway

By: Carrie

Carrie — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 15:41:01 +0000

Oh my gosh, that is hilarious. It MUST be love if you actually got up and cleaned up after him.

By: Miss Britt

Miss Britt — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 12:42:06 +0000

John: have you ever heard the Brad Paisley song, “Alcohol”? It says it perfectly.

Lisa: on the plus side, it was before the onset of YouTube and camera phones. Otherwise, you know that shit would have been all over the Internet.

Krystle: you’re welcome. Hope you do more of it!

Ms Batman: if you ask Jared about it in front of people, he will say “I don’t know what you’re talking about. Don’t listen to her, she exaggerates.”

Robina: well, let’s just say he did NOT do the groveling he SHOULD have been doing.

Finn: yeah, why can’t they be more like us totally charming women?

themuttprincess: if it hadn’t been MY clothes in MY closet, I would have too.

Robin: thankfully, Jared is beyond crying at the thought of me using him for fodder.

Raychelle: oy, that sucks. Those damn things are EXPENSIVE!

Turnbaby: I think I would have preferred the sink.

Lynette: oh wow – you’re one of the rare women with this affliction, eh?

Robin: LMAO, that’s true.

Tink: oh ew, that’s still a little gross – but much more easily disposed of.

Freelance Guru: it is starting to sound like that makes you a rare catch!

Coal Miner’s Granddaughter: YAY!! Can’t wait!

UnkeyMonkey Michael: oh no! In the FOOD section?? Not cool. Not cool at all.

(And yeah, what is with all this rampant urination??)

ali: I was 19 and less stubborn. Now I probably would have faced throwing out my clothes if need be and making him buy me more – just to prove a point.

Stacey: hold on to him!

Mocha: hahahahhaha – I hope you slept OK!

Fu Manchu Dad: you are, obviously, a perfect example of class.

By: Fu Manchu Dad

Fu Manchu Dad — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 10:14:33 +0000

Once a drunk Marine buddy of mine got up in the middle of the night and pissed in his own open suitcase. Not quite as dramatic as Jared doing it on your clothes and the whole 183 month thing, but funny and Karmic as it was his suitcase. I myself am refined enough to save my drunk peeing until I could hop out of the car I was riding in and pee on a wall at a busy intersection. Not everyone can be as classy as me. Seriously, everyone told me so the next day.

FMD

By: Did That Really Just Happen? | Midnight Cliff

Did That Really Just Happen? | Midnight Cliff — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 04:02:28 +0000

[...] past couple of days I have read some pretty funny drunken peeing stories, one that even had another character sharting herself. Got me to thinking about some of the [...]

By: Mocha

Mocha — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:45:33 +0000

I’m afraid to go to sleep tonight. The best thing to do is to install a lock on my closet and put my favorite shoes up really high.

No kidding. If I can’t sleep I’m coming back here to stalk you all night long. I might even piss on Avitable’s side of the closet.

For fun.