A few days ago I learned that I had been nominated as a contender for Hottest Blogger Calendar. I rolled my eyes and tossed my hair and made several indignant noises that resembled dainty snorts.
Me? A Centerfold?
Well… clearly.
I told everyone I would not be “pimping” myself. Such tacky displays of self promotion are beneath me, after all.* Besides, doesn’t the entire world already know I am Hot Blogger Calendar material? OF COURSE THEY DO!
Oh. Apparently not. Apparently, the entire world thinks there are a gazillion other people more worthy of the Hot Blogger Calendar than me. As If.
People, I don’t know where you have been, but it is time someone set you straight. There is absolutely no blogger in the world more qualified for this gig than me. As you’re about to see…
12 Reasons I Am Clearly The Best Choice For The Hottest Blogger Calendar
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY I AM CLEARLY THE BEST CHOICE FOR THE HOTTEST BLOGGER CALENDAR:
I told you so.
Now that you have been made aware of my hotness, go do the right thing. (If you are not good with subtelty, that means click RIGHT HERE ON THIS LINK and vote for MISS BRITT. Because clearly, she is hot.)
(Or, instead of clicking, you can just use this handy dandy little vote thingamajig):
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*Oh, and speaking of tacky – remember to join Avitable and I on Clearly, You’re Retarded at 9pm EST tonight! We’ll be discussing the drinking age – keep it at 21? or lower it to 18? Click here to listen!
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Posted in Blogging and Bloggers - Tips, Contests and Stuff for Bloggers, Photo Essays Tagged: hot blogger, hotblogger calendar, humor, Miss Britt, photos, satire
I think they should just make a Miss Britt calendar.
I’d buy it.
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I voted for Hilly….before I saw you were on the list! Damn me for my impulsiveness! :spank:
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Hi, I’m sorry but it seems there’s been a terrible mistake. Someone, clearly a moron, left “Starts With an X” off the list. I’ll cast my vote once the error is corrected. No, I’m not telling who I’m voting for!
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This embedding thing you’re doing is almost sexy enough by itself!
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Where are you on that list. Before this post, I was totally gonna vote for Douche…but now, you have my vote!
Ok, so I would never be caught dead voting for douche…but yeah, I can’t find you on the list…I’m blind like that.
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Nevermind…I found it. I deserve a cookie…or 8…
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The hotness is overwhelming. You totally have my vote!
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You know what’s sad? My mom has that Grandma’s shirt
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This has got to be the hottest post I think I have ever read.
Ever.
:spank:
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I believe the proper term for this is HOTT. Absence of nosehair = über-HOTT
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OMG, you could do your own calendar…however, I voted.
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I voted for you. You had me at January. The cuteness and confidence won me over. :clap:
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I voted for you but you need more help. We al have to go and vote multiple times if wwe want to see Britt nakid, Ya nakid Britt. That is worth my time
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Hey yeah this “Miss Britt as a Calendar All By Herself” idea has merit.
You want baby pictures?
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I woke Brad up busting out laughing. You’ve got my vote sugar.
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I voted for you, Red Hot Mama!
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That was awesome. You had my vote as soon as I read the title, but December is my favorite.
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Wow, two people voted for Ann Coulter.
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Ann Coulter is so NOT hot.
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You got my vote but Ann Coulter is on the list?? Her inner ugliness shines through.
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Well I voted for you five times today. But why did I have 48 “cookies” from your web site???? You must know everything about me by now I guess, What is my shoe size by the way??
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I love it! I linked over from BD and was already cracking up at your blog tagline (dignity is overrated) when I saw this, bwahahahahaha! You rock, mama.
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I’m totally all for a Miss Britt 2009 Calendar.
I also think that YOU should be the one PhotoShop Stripping instead of Avitable… but that’s just me. :clap:
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:spank: You’re naughty.
LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! this post! You so should have your very own calendar!
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OK, OK, OK… I voted for you. But only because you make me laugh this morning when I really, really didn’t wanna. :yawn:
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You are SO UNBELIEVABLY HOT that my panties just got wet.
No, wait. I think I just started my period.
You’re still hot.
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It was late when I voted, so I picked the first Miss Britt I could see with half closed eyes. Good luck to you.
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That was great!
I love it!!
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that was fracking AWESOME!!!!!
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LOVE you and your photo essay posts. these were damn good reasons to vote for you. although i had already voted. when i go to the library to use their dozen computers in order to vote for adam, i’ll vote again for you as well.
although, could you have found a worse photo of me when you are licking me? which leads me to, when the hell was this taken and how drunk was i?
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I also think there should be a whole calendar devoted to your hotness! The grandma shirt gives me tingles every time I see it :heartbeat: I must go vote now!
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you BETTER be in this calendar.
just saying.
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I’ve already voted for you from 2 computers!
xo
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avitable: yeah? For how much? This could be arranged…
Blondefabulous: well, Hilly is hot.
X : You should send a letter! Or a memo. Maybe a fax.
whall: did I forget to mention I was brilliant?
Danalyn: chocolate chip? oatmeal? Name your poison baby.
Elizabeth: thank you, thank you.
Robin: your grandma is obviously a sex pot.
Sarah: you are a wise woman.
SciFi Dad: I am so hot I cannot be contained by 1 T!!!
Yes, I like thatt.
Lisa: that sounds like a lot of work. (and thanks)
Little Miss Sunshine State: AND the awesome dance moves!
greg t: I’m glad you have your priorities straight.
Britt’s Mom: pfffft – you aint got no stinkin’ baby pictures.
Turnbaby: oops – tell him I said “sorry!”
And also “HOLY CRAP I FEEL SO BAD ABOUT MISSING THE SHOW LAST NIGHT. AGAIN. I SUCK!”
Dawn: woo hoo – thanks!
Faiqa: December is my favorite too. Although I am also partial to September. That’s a good look on me.
Marney: we should all be afraid.
Summer: I bet she voted for herself at home and at work.
greg t: 11 1/2
Wide
Kelly: yes, THIS is the face of Blissfully Domestic.
(Did you hear that? That was Alli and Karla dying.)
NYCWD: yes, that is just you – hence the lack of the tease. LOL
sam {temptingmama}: is naughty hot?
Finn: how can you not wanna laugh?!?!
Queen of Shake Shake: Best. Comment. Ever.
martymankins: and I’m sure she appreciates it.
Kate: me too!
Aimee Greeblemonkey: heh, thanks
hello haha narf: a worse photo of YOU?? Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?
becky: this calendar idea you people keep bringing up… it should be sponsored. Someone. Quick. Get on that.
ali: if I am, can I borrow your hat?
Princess of the Universe: awwww, thanks!
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Brilliant. You get my vote!
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Voted. :angel:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
That was awesome!!
You really should make a calender! I would get it.
Thanks so much for the laugh! :lmao:
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I voted for you last night! At least you were nominated….I guess nobody likes a cartoon head on a lingerie body. Hmpf.
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I don’t know if I can roadtrip with that much hotness…I might continuously pass out from the overwhelming HAWTNESS of it all. Promise you’ll wear your lion headgear and you’ll own my heart forever.
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I think we all should make our own calendar while at the Halloween party.
But I voted for ya anyway. Yer so Perty!
CP
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Clearly, you like the word clearly.
I voted :rock:
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Anyone who pimps herself with a sample freebie of THAT quality gets my vote – clearly. And let’s make sure there are no hanging chads when the votes are tallied. Oh wait! You’re in Florida! That could be a problem.
Good luck Miss Britt! : )
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It took too long for me to realize that wasn’t a noodle in May’s photo.
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It cannot possibly get much hotter than this. No wonder I’m in the single digits on votes, I need to do more of this kinda stuff.
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Oh this is fabulous!
I thought you were serious until I got to August though. Aaanyone knows the fashion one would go in September. Yeah, that kind of gave it away.
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That’s an absolute awesome collection! When can I get it!
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You are so hilarious.
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Megan Fox and Jessica Alba (apparently the FHM sexiest women of 2008) ask if you could tone it down as they don’t want to be shown up.
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Moosh got my vote because I read about the calendar at her place and she’s sweet, but I have to tell you if I had come here first, I would have been torn. Your gorgeous hair and sensitivity move me.
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